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Hacker Sunday!

"I look any time to see someone's ass up there on my big screen", jokes one guy. "Seriously, this could be a mess."

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Two More Hackers Sunday

Two more quick messages came through but apparently they weren't easy to understand. Many say one voice was a kids. Could be cable or satellite problems.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Hacker Interrupts Packers/Bears Game

"Old Cheese Heads Gonna Packer It In Today" came across the screen and those were the words according to the caption. How is hacking getting so easy?

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Hacker took over BBC server, tried to 'sell' access on Christmas Day.

But "nobody bought it" as the saying goes.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Eleanor Roosevelt The Only One!

Eleanor Roosevelt was the only First Lady to have sex in a wheelchair. "We'd ride all over the White House in the early hours of dawn!" she said in her diary.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Joan The Moan Has Something To Really Moan About

Joan Rivers has confessed that all of her dozens of facial and body surgeries have caused her belly button to end up in her left ear.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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Whoopi Goldberg Comes Clean

Whoopi Goldberg insists that her dreadlocks are real. She admits that her ears are fake; but her dreadlocks are real.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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Honey Boo Boo Hit The Nail On The Head

Eight-year-old Honey Boo Boo recently stated that she does not like Megyn Kelly of FOX News because she's arrogant, she's sarcastic, and she's a fake blonde.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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The Tattoo Did Look Kind of On The Odd Side

Jesse James says that he has so many tattoos that he never noticed that one on his back is a tattoo of a gay Chinese dragon.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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Simple Simon (Cowell) Keeps It Simple

Simon Cowell has commented that he already has about 80 T-shirts for his future son.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1006

According to Snoops: Elvis Presley was ready "War And Peace" while on the commode when he died.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1055

According to Snoops: Tiny Tim was so small that P. T. Barnum often carried him around in his coat pocket, winning bets at the bars until they were both snockered. (I can make my pocket talk.)

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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India's Supreme Court reinstates law criminalizing gay sex

Hires NRA to help keep tabs on every citizen. (We already had it anyway. Could use the Cash)

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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This year's biggest Flop?

Obamacare Introduction! Who knows how Obamacare will go or if it will, but the intro was a total mess. So it staggers forward.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Paris Hilton Says She's One Of The World's Top 5 DJs

If she means Dipsey Joke, she could be right! Being rich can be sad if you have no talent. -Alice Cooper.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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America Growing Even More Deeply Divided

"No it isn't! You're a lying sack of you-know-what and so is all your kind! Hope you all die a horrible death!", signed, The Other Side!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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NSA 'spying on Europe-Asia undersea telecom cables'

"We admit that we spied on the cables but what we picked up showed that we were being spied upon", says NSA Spokesman.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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NSA conflict a 'manufactured scandal'?

Was Washington trying to get attention away from Benghazi mess?

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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England To Abandon Cricket

'It's been a great four hundred years,' said England captain, Alastair Cook, 'but you've got to know when it's time to quit! I'm trying cycling, and the rest of team are learning other new sports.'

written by Swan Morrison, 29 December 2013
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Second icebreaker ship on its way to trapped research vessel

Also, the first two rescue ice breakers which are also stuck. Already having trouble as Captain has tongue stuck to deck pole.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Duck Dynasty Back Together

Younger member of Dynasty admits that he is blood kin to J.R. Ewing.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Saudi Arabia gives $3 billion to strengthen Lebanese army

One billion is to be use for nose reduction in size so troops aren't so obvious.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Bipartisan skepticism after report clears Al Qaeda of Benghazi attack

"They wouldn't hurt a fly", says New York Times. Next: "There was no Benghazi attack?"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Icebreaker abandons rescue mission

Mission was to try and get Republicans and Democrats to at least LOOK at each other.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1122

According to Snoops: The lady who invented the "Lean Cuisine" products now weighs over 300 pounds!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #066

According to Snoops: Oddly enough, the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) is the all-time favorite rock band of the Amish!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1090

According to Snoops: The duck, Gladstone Gander, objects to A&E's rehiring of Duck Dynasty's Robertson!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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True Facts From Snoops #1121

According to Scoops: The prisoners at Guantanamo have a higher standard of living that 99% of of Cubans.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Chinese President Xi Jinping dropped in unexpectedly at a traditional Beijing bun shop

Where he queued up, ordered and paid for a simple lunch of buns stuffed with pork and onions, green vegetables, and stewed pig livers, intestines and manure.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Britney Spears begins two-year Las Vegas gamble

Friends say that she may start performing on stage while she's there and win back her loses!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Wisconsin Teen Girl Eludes Cops in Chase, May Be Headed to California, Cops Say

"Then again, it might be Maine. But wherever it is she's going, we realize that she's on her way", says Captain.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Obama's presidency beset by s*its, farts in year 5

I'm sorry. That should be "Obama's presidency beset by fits, starts in year 5"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Feeling US snub, Saudis strengthen ties elsewhere #2

Ho Boy! Here comes the $10.00 per gallon price for gas!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Feeling US snub, Saudis strengthen ties elsewhere

Former President Oliver to Current President Hardy: This is another fine mess you have gotten us into.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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VIDEO: 600 People Brawl Outside Movie Theatre.

Guy with torn lip, ear and black eye: Just 50 more and we would have broken the record.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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'DUCK' Reunited!" #3

Next sermon: "Why the President is an Islamist pretending otherwise!"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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'DUCK' Reunited!! #2

His next sermon title: "Let's Rid ourselves of all these illegal immigrants!"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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'DUCK' Reunited!

Next sermon: "The Many Evils of TV Networks like A&E!"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Websites Now Selling Credit, Debit Card Information Stolen In TARGET Breach.

FBI Agent: "Hey! I have an idea. Why don't we purchase one and see who's selling them!" "Might bring a clue. Yep Yep Yep!!"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Man on meth fights off 12 cops while masturbating in bar.

Cop admits later that it's hard to masterbate and still catch a man on Meth!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Woman hypnotizes priest, steals church donations.#2

Priest: When I came to myself, I was doing crowing like a rooster!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Woman hypnotizes priest, steals church donations.

Priest: The last thing I saw was an beautiful naked woman.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Plus-size, double-chinned Barbie sparking controversial debate...#2

Makers say: Wait till they get a load of our 'Walmart Barbie" next year.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Plus-size, double-chinned Barbie sparking controversial debate.

Makers say that most Barbies today look like this one, not a scarecrow thin model!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Rabbi Sued After Baby's Penis Severed During Circumcision.

Rabbi banned from anymore circumcisions! Hiccups not defense.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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DNC sends email defending Obama from impeachment possibility.

Presidents popularity now at all-time low!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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First wave of recreational pot businesses in Denver get their papers

Now all we have to do is wait for the marijuana and we're redy to roll!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Va. town looks for ways to rid town of vultures

"We have 2,000 people here in Morton's Gap and 27 lawyers. Can anyone offer help?", asks Mayor.

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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The Biggest 2013 Bookseller Surprise?

It's 'The Big Book Of Amish Kama Sutra' or 'Now that there's no Electricity or TV or Computer, Let's Try This!'

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Celeb News: Phil Robertson To Be Appearing On Duck Dynasty Despite Suspension

"He will still be suspended between shows", says A&E spokesman!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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Cathedral, Synagogue and Mosque building Space Rovers in position

Sinners beware! Armies of Mosque, Cathedral and Synagogue building drones have completed buildings all over Mars, the Moon and Jupiter to foil attempts to establish permissive and free behaviour.

written by Auntie Jean, 29 December 2013
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Donald Rumsfeld Plans to Kick Ass, Take Names this Spring

Asked what office he was going to run for he replied, "No office, just enjoy kicking ass and taking names!"

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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High blood pressure rates in Southeast's "Stroke Belt" remain unchanged

The Stroke Belt also known as the KFC Country! still stroking away!

written by Bureau, 29 December 2013
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