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Local Man Enters 10th Year W/O Watching Any Reality Shows

"In this neighborhood, there's a lot more to watch out the window with these binoculars. Whoops! Gotta go! Police have lights flashing!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Phone Sex Surprise

Male Callers don't recognize high sexy voice of 420-pound male Sumo wrestler with high voice after accident during fight.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Kansas City Doctor Quits, Becomes Carpenter

"Before, all those ObamaCare drove away patients. Now, as a carpenter, they're coming out of the woodworks."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Lama Mia!!

Distraught Dali Lama guns down seventeen monks for staring at him without talking for 24 hours.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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New York Women Say They Are Tired

New York Women Tiring of Antony Weiner's "Weiner's My Name, Weiner's My Game" Pickup Line!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Mitch McConnell, Ky. Senator Rushed to Hospital

Hospital spokes says McConnell needs a facemaker installed as soon as possible.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Replay shows swimmer's package

"We must stop all these stop-action and replays when accidentally displays him/herself", states Antony Weiner. "Disgusting!..wait a minute. Here comes another replay."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Romney: You Noticed No One Asked For My Birth Certificate

Former Presidential candidate has Mormon records of his family back to Adam.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Germany Nixes Surveillance Pact With US, Britain

Warns Poland to watch their step or we might be there on the top one!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Felons, fake patients revealed in rehab clinics

Rehabs collected money from Medicaid for non-existing clients. "See, they're a bigger crook than I am", says Lindsay Lohan.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Restaurant chain says salad linked to virus no longer served

"Patrons disappointed say Red Lobster and Olive Garden, because they can no longer sue."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Kerry: Egypt's 'Military Did Not Take Over'.

Then where is their leader and why is there a new man in charge? Oh, he misspoke? They do that a lot.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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INTERPOL Issues Warning Over Prison Breaks.

It's about time. About 1500 have escaped during the past two weeks!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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New Acetaminophen Warning: Why Now?

FDA says it should have listed side-effect of sudden death to some, especially if pill goes down windpipe.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Conservatives Challenge McConnell!

Conservatives Challenge McConnell to Defund Obamacare: 'If You Fund It, You Own It', "It takes one to know one!", "He who smelt it, dealt it!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Mystery surrounds dolphin deaths along East Coast

Agent Edgar Allen Porpoise assigned to lead the investigation.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Cities Offer Thrill-Seekers Chance to Run With Bulls

First up, New York City! Next week's Run With Bulls event to occur in front of Wall Street!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Lady Driver Claims Husband Caused Wreck

"My brakes on the driver's side kept it from being worse but all HE could do was stomp the floor like crazy! Stupid air bag. Is my face flat?"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Air Force Now Has Drone Size of Head of a Pin!

Let's just hope some Pin-Head doesn't get a hold of one.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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High-Flying Wisconsin Air Show Reeling From Cuts

Now cut down to flying squirrels, short speech by Capt. Chesley B. "Sully" Sullenberger and tethered lawn chair helium balloon flights.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Al Qaeda Threat 'Very Specific'

CIA gives list of over 20 embassies closed! Great! Now they know which ones are the most guarded!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Death in New Mexico Over Who Kept Remote

Nearly one-thousandth report of Remote Control murder in the past year. Now 5th leading cause of death after Heart Disease, Cancer, Infections at Hospitals, Auto Accidents.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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North Korean's Speech Noted

North Korea's leader, Kim Jong Un, gives long speech to wildly cheering audience about Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner, has note in hand clearly interpreted "North Good, South Bad!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Children's Channel Hacked

Lots of calls from parents when SpongeBob No Pants and SpongBob Pointy Pants suddenly appear on the air.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Lindsey Lohan got out of rehab, and she wants to move to New York City.

Pope Francis: Lookout NYC drivers! But "Who am I to judge?"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Surgery at hands of robot?

"We will now remove the scrotum!" "What?" "You can't do that!" "Just humor..har dee har!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Most appalling reality TV shows

"Who Will Kiss This Horses Ass?", "Who Can Eat The Most Roadkill?", "Who Will French Kiss Rush Limbaugh?", "Fire-Ant Hill Sitting!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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See who shares Obama's birthday

Benedict Arnold, Jane Fonda, Tokyo Rose, Mati Hari and Judas Iscariot!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Illness breakout tied to food chains

And not to bicycle chains as previously reported on MSNBC!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Some US Embassies closed all weekend due to terrorist thrests

Guy leaving Yemen Embassy's "Today is a good day to die" in Worf voice, kicked in the nuggets.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Fugitive Snowden left for secure location: lawyer

"He's in Siberia, well-known for being hit by asteroids."

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Midnight weddings as two U.S. states legalize gay marriage

Attorneys rubbing hands together in glee as "some of these guys have hundreds of partners over time. Think of the divorce money!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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George Zimmerman May Be Changing name in Mexico

NSA: It is now, "Speedy Gonzales"....looks like we been hacked again.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Your NSA Money At Work

George Zimmerman armed during recent dump in port-o-potty.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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U.S. judge denies class certification sought by women suing Wal-Mart

"WalMart has deep pockets", says attorney representing group of women suing WalMart. (Ladies, check the WalMart pockets for your attorneys).

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Sparring Chris Christie, Rand Paul draw GOP voters to their corners

Christie: Paul Rand is the pork barrel of politics! Paul: Christie is the Pork Belly of politics!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Once rare stomach illness becoming more widespread

"The Trots" once thought totally Wiped Out, are back with a vengeance!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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More Horse Meat Found in Europe.

Police in Poland say the family became suspicious when pizza delivered itself!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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German boy finds 'mummy' in attic

Turns out to be Norman Bates mother again! When will they ever give her a decent burial?

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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College Experiment With Monkeys

Study proves monkeys in a barrel are one big crappy mess! No fun at all!

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Undisclosed Location

Hacked NSA report states that Bill Clinton's "Undisclosed Location" was usually a Hooters in near-by Maryland.

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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Transylvania On Lookout For Vampires

"Notice if their hair is a mess", says Police officer. "They can't see themselves in the mirror!"

written by Bureau, 03 August 2013
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