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Definitions: FIERCE

a) Having or displaying an intense or ferocious aggressiveness. Showing a heartfelt and powerful intensity.

b) The front of a Geordie's head.

written by ExiledRoyal, 22 April 2013
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Missing Ombudsman Found In Tin of Mock Duck

Tuesday Evening Viewing:

21:00 Hilda Goes In
Hilda The Undercover Hippo infiltrates the Blue Peter Garden

22:00 Shakespeare In Other Languages
Othello in Mandarin Chinese starring James Corden

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Arctic Roll Shortage Threatens Namibia

"Straw has always been key to me", says Prime Minister David Cameron. "When I was a child, I had a nanny made of straw. At Eton, I wore a straw boater. Now, my political career is a thing of straw."

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Dog Bites Suarez

A dead Archbishop makes an excellent besom-cupboard, once it has been cleaned, dried and varnished. Dead pygmies can be stuck together to form the ultimate "conversation-piece" garden fence.

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Toasting Forks Are The New Hessian

The latest innovations of Dorking inventor Gideon Bable include a zinc trout funnel, a whelk sizer, a perpetual egg-whisk, a panda-repellent waistcoat for bamboo-growers, and a transparent blindfold.

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Thatcher's Paddington Bear Obsession "Jeopardised UK Security" Claims Druid

Dale Winton has a pair of imaginary Japanese Swamp Warblers. Playwright Terrence Rattigan kept an imaginary Gnu at his Bermuda home. Actress Dora Bryan's imaginary eohippus herd trampled Reg Varney's

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Thatcher "Sat On My Face" Claims Ely Hypocrite

A sure way to discourage unwelcome Jehovah's Witnesses is to hold nude Satanic rites in your front garden. If you have no garden, invite them in and sacrifice a naked virgin in front of them.

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Moleskin Underwear "Ruined My Youth" Claims Desmond Tutu

Among the works of the late travel writer Sidney Yardbrushe are Through Yemen in a Sedan-Chair, Barefoot Across the Dornod Province of Mongolia on a Unicycle, and Traversing the Japanese Mangrove Swamps by Coracle.

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Titchmarsh: "My Sado-Masochistic Will Hay Fantasies"

while Librans with Ducks Disease should steer clear of tofu. Wheelbarrows bode ill for Sagittarian postmen, and Piscean economists can expect an encounter with a rotten carp. Ovulating Leo bus-drivers cannot

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Tim Burton's New Movie Stars Johnny Depp As Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's new movie stars Johnny Depp as Tim Burton as Tim Burton as Johnny Depp as Tim Burton.

written by Erskin Quint, 22 April 2013
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Tu no comprendo, no Bite, French kiss Si, Si!

Luis Suarez has pleaded innocence after attempting to bite his Chelsea opponent! Luis claims it was a French kiss Uruguayan style and promises to have his buck teeth removed!

written by Jaggedone, 22 April 2013
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Clegg to play Cromwell

Lib Dems leader, Nick Clegg, has announced his resignation from Parliament to accept the lead role in Ridley Scott's new movie about Oliver Cromwell. Some say Clegg is Cromwell incarnate.

written by whatinthe world, 22 April 2013
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