Spoof news snippets from Saturday 15 September 2012
Kate Middleton Topless Photos Published In The Irish Daily Star
To be sure, to be sure.
Prince stripped at Afghan base
Prince Harry was stripped naked by a group of Wrens on a hen night. There were no security implications as only one small weapon was visible during the incident.
The Crying Game
Experts say sex may have a previously unknown affect on women's bodies. All I know is it makes my partners cry.
Pippa bares the bum
Not to be outdone by her sister Pippa Middleton has gone bottomless in OK Quick Magazine. The attention seeking z lister said it was out of solidarity for her sister.
Envoy's warning after Romney talks
UN Peace envoy Lakhdar Brahimi warns that the G.O.P candidate presents a "threat to the world" after holding his first meeting with Republican Mitt Romney.
New Bombshell of Disastrous Statin Side Effects
Such as: Short temper - Hostility - Homicidal urges - Amnesia - Kidney failure - Diarrhea - Cramp in legs - Nerve damage - Mental awe - Liver damage & Neuropathy etc
"Oh dear, and me on 40mg a day!"
Denise Welsh admit's she's a sex addict!
Well she didn't answer my begging letters...!
Nottingham Castle to be revitalised
Nottingham City Council has announced plans to revitalise Nottingham Castle to turn it into a world-class tourist destination.
"That'll please the muggers... more targets!"
That's When the Trouble Started…
A man claiming to be the Islamic Prophet Mohammed tried to prove it by showing his passport which had no photograph!
World Champion Solitaire playing Doctor folds
... He just didn't have the patients
Points to Ponder #03
Can whales wail like the Prince of Wales?
Points to Ponder #02
If a tree hugger falls in the woods and no one else is there, does he make a noise?
Points to Ponder #01
What is the sound of one chair clapping?
If Ben Bernanke Left The Federal Reserve
would he be known as Fed-Ex?