Abu Hamza tattoo rejected as evidence in new york court.
The results of a recent body search were rejected by a New York court today. The Judge stated that a realistic buttock tattoo of geostratigist Zbigniew Brzezinski, does not constitute benign intent.
It's an Emergency!
EPA dumps cornstarch into the thin air of Denver. Critics say they should have used arrowroot instead.
Good news, Bad news...
The good news: there were at least 25,000 elephants around in 2011. The bad news: 25,000 elephants were killed in 2011.
Phelps takes golf record
Not content with holding every record in the pool Michael Phelps has beaten Sir Terry Wogan's long putt record. Next up for Phelps is Lionel Blair's tap dance record.
written by John_L
, 06 October 2012
I asked a friend what sign she was conceived under. She said that she was conceived under a no parking sign in a car park in Milton Keynes.
Pensioners cake tests positive for explosives
Chorlton Fineacre (86) of Solihull was arrested when a forensic team detected traces of explosives, and prescription sedatives in a seized lemon drizzle cake slice this morning.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 143
"English Policing Methods"