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Afghan headbangers in Kabul headbang it!

A heavy metal concert in Kabul has proven that Afghan headbangers can do it as good as the rest of the world; only the miserable Taliban refused to participate because of their turbans!

written by Jaggedone, 04 October 2012
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The Pope Smokes Dope! And the Butler tells how much for how much!

How much is he paying per kilo? Wow! But it is the best, and it is delivered to his room, so what's not to like? The Germans pay for communion, so it must be a good idea. Jah?

written by The parakeet of Kaborka, 04 October 2012
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Eyewitness tells police about moment April Jones was abducted.

A man with a bald head beckoned April to the grey van and asked "Do ya wanna be in my gang?"

written by John_L, 04 October 2012
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MTV Shocks viewers

People watching MTV last night were shocked when the channel played a Music Video. "I don't watch MTV to see videos" one viewer complained. MTV have promised it won't happen again.

written by John_L, 04 October 2012
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Romney calls phone sex line

GOP candidate Mitt Romney has admitted calling a phone sex line during the campaign. "Silvio Berlusconi used to do it to make people forget about his tax arrangements so I thought I could too."

written by John_L, 04 October 2012
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Euro solutions

Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #3: hey, lets have a war!!

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2012
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Euro solutions

Suggestions to solve Europe's economic problems #2: make Kim Kardashian head of the European Bank or, better, give her a blank cheque.

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2012
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Euro solutions

Suggestions to solve european economic problems #1: raise a people's army and seize control of the state.

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2012
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Biden ahead of himself

USA Vice Prez, Joe Biden, says he will stand on his head from now until election day if it will help he and President Obama secure victory on 6 November. Unfortunately, Biden gets headaches doing this

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2012
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Katy Perry to suckle a goat live on TV

The 'I Kissed a Girl' singer said "I've got to do something to upstage Gaga, marrying a gay English comic didn't work"

written by John_L, 04 October 2012
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Wayne Rooney to appear in Public Information film

The new film will be aimed at primary age children and warn them of the dangers of pulling faces when the wind might change.

written by John_L, 04 October 2012
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Paul Weller turns down Glastonbury

Glastonbury organisers have approached Paul Weller to reform his band for Glastonbury 2013, but he has turned them down. "Glastonbury's okay," said Weller. "But they want Jam on it."

written by IainB, 04 October 2012
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Student argument escalates

Two students have escalated their argument over whose turn it is to wash the dishes into petty and vindictive back biting. "You know students," said their tutor. "They love a free feud."

written by IainB, 04 October 2012
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Tory's to slash NHS Spending!

Says new Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt. Then claimed that David Cameron is committed to protecting the NHS budget?

"Testicles!"

written by Inchcock, 04 October 2012
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Big Bird to replace Candy Crowley in next presidential debate.

Speaking in Albuquerque, NM tonight, Big Bird announced to a crowd of Haitian children that he'll be replacing Candy Crowley in the October 16 debate at Hofstra University.

written by Tab Scott, 04 October 2012
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Big Bird to replace Candy Crowley in next presidential debate.

Speaking in Albuquerque, NM tonight, Big Bird announced to a crowd of displaced Haitian children that he'll be replacing Candy Crowley in the October 16 debate at Hofstra University.

written by Tab Scott, 04 October 2012
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