The Parade walked right under the rain now! I saw the hole thing!
'sit raining on your parade, new? Maybe the rain gots the right o' way and you just walked innait. Ever think o' that while yer pouring clam chowder tru 'at canal w' a hole a' tetherend o' ya! Barp!
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Brother, can you spare a climb?
Does the Oil Creek squeek for the Greek sneak clique?
Or does the reign still stain mainly in Des Plain?
A vast quack approacheth, the brass hat encroacheth, sad for the lad, he's mad as a brasser!
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Rolling Stones perform in Paris without zimmerframes; A miracle!
The Rolling Stones just keep on rolling even if they look like a bunch of skeleton zombies with guitars around their necks. Keith Richards is living proof that there is reincarnation! Arise Lazarus!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 148
"New Expressions"
by
Art S. Passion
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 149
"Round The Mountain"
by
Sheila B. Cummin
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 150
"Off to Market"
by
Tobias A. Pigg
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Mistaken Report
InSeine News wrongly reported that the UK government will be banning the import of ash trays. The Forestry Commission have pointed out that it should read ASH TREES .
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Real or Simulated World Test
Scientists announced today that they have devised a test which can tell you if you are living in a real or a simulated world. 100% of politicians have failed which proves their test is correct!
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Trump insists Obama comes clean
American billionaire, Donald Trump, has demanded that US President Obama produce a photo of his family pet dog's licence so that any conjecture over its authenticity can be finalised once and for all.
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Pippa Middleton book launch knocks Kim Kardashian off the top of the Daily Mail sidebar of shame
Kim is planning to get back to the top of the sidebar of shame by writing a book. Or more accurately, release a book of pictures. Of herself.
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Pot calling the kettle non-white
BO today on Romney: They look at the other guy and say, "Well, that's a bullshitter." Very classy, Mr. soon-to-be-former President.
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Aussie tv programme follows student selling her virginity
The Brazilian student eventually sold her soul, sorry virginity for $780,000 to a Japanese man after a bidding war.
A year earlier she could have got double that from Jimmy Savile.
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