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Lance Armstrong asked to repay $7.5m bonus to insurance firm

To pay this off he is to appear in a new advert alongside Earl and the Girls from Wonga.

written by John_L, 22 October 2012
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Even Louis Vuitton underpants have brown stripes!

A man is suing Louis Vuitton because after spending $250 on underpants, and after wearing them once there were "brown stripes" in them; Vuitton claims the rich and famous should not fart in his pants!

written by Jaggedone, 22 October 2012
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"What dat?"

Pennsylvania USA: A girl mistaken for skunk is shot in the shoulder........."altogether now..1-2-3...should have gone to Specsavers cobber!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 October 2012
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Milton Keynes Vacuum Cleaner Thief Makes Full Recovery.

A Milton Keynes man who stole a cordless vacuum cleaner by eating it was taken to hospital today. A hospital spokeswoman said that: "he is picking up well!"

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2012
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George Osbourne has wrong ticket again

The Chump of the Exchequer found he had the wrong cloakroom ticket and had to go home wearing Vince Cables raincoat and Fedora. Cable found himself in a spot of bother with a sniffer dog in Georges.

written by John_L, 22 October 2012
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Instant Porridge Sir?

Do-nothing-Daves 'rehab revolution'equals 5* treatment for offending scroats...at taxpayers expense of course....well done Dave keep taking the happy pills you pillock!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 October 2012
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Old scrubber!

Buck House advertising for a maid, 40 hours,at £273 per week LESS board and lodgings,to make beds and 'dress' Liz's guests, basically slave labour working out at LESS than minimum wage..tightarses!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 October 2012
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Bet that hurt!

British Skydiver dies after 15,000ft plunge, best take a parachute next time cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 October 2012
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F**king right cobber!

Frankie Boyle wins £54,650 Libel Case...donates to charity...another triumph for FREE SPEECH!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 22 October 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 118

DEAD EXPECTED TO RISE

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2012
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Candidates point to Mayan Prophecy

Both sides in the tight Presidential race have stated that the Mayan Prophecy can be avoided if they win the election. However the Green Party's Jill Stein says she is the only one with a clear policy

written by John_L, 22 October 2012
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Police to Question Thatcher

Met Police officers have requested a meeting with Lady Thatcher to ask about children with Savile New Years Parties at Chequers in the 80's.Lady Thatcher her self still thinks it's 1986.

written by John_L, 22 October 2012
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