Students Hold Naked Protest Against Anti-Muslim Film
I never saw that coming...
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Champions League: Celtic win in Russia!
I just hope they get out alive!
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Denise Welch sniffs cocaine in TV dressing room
To be fair to the gal, she was just about to spend an hour with Piers Morgan
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UK restaurant charges £75 for bangers and mash!
Still tables available for Christmas Day apparently.
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X Factor hopeful spills the beans
During his day job at a well known supermarket
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Liz Hurley wears pink for Cancer campaign
Rihanna wears next to nothing.
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Fox Network to Launch New Reality Show Starring Ann Romney
The Fox Network is set to launch a new reality show featuring Ann Romney entitled: You People, Lifestyles of the Chattering Class.
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Liberty and Justice for ALL?
The Republican National Committee confirms "Liberty and justice for all" is actually a multiple choice question, Tea Party officials concur.
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How Many University Students Charge for Sex?
It is believed that many students are charging for sex to pay their college fees. The lottery fund has given the researchers £500,000 to find out - presumably this is to reimburse the investigators.
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How Many University Students Charge for Sex?
It is believed that many students are charging for sex to pay their college fees. The lottery fund has given the researchers £500,000 to find out - presumably this is to reimburse the investigators.
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STOPTOBER IS HERE!
Stoptober is already upon us - the month where all smokers are encouraged to give up. Already the Treasury is facing a £3 million shortfall in taxes and this is only day two.
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Man Utd fear vampire bats more than their own miserable form!
Man Utd have taken silver bullets, wooden stakes and garlic to Romania because they are more scared of vampire bats and Dracula than their own devilish form: "Bloody" first halves!
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The risk of being a Dem
Does being a Democrat hurt your social standing? Just ask Senator John Kerry, a former Presidential candidate. "I've truly got no friends at all" declared the long time politician. Question answered.
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Spoof writer denies being Hoffa
A contibutor to The Spoof web site has denied he is in fact Jimmy Hoffa, missing Mob gangster. Whatinthe World says that he doesn't look anything like Hoffa let alone know what Hoffa looked like.
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New location for the Blind Clinic
The Blind Clinic has received a temporary lease to occupy new premises at the hospital grounds, though they must share with the deaf clinic. "You could say it's partially sited," said one doctor.
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IainB, 02 October 2012
Abu Hamza's Health "Deteriorating"
HUZZAH!
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London mansion on offer for £300million!
The 45-bedroom seven-storey house overlooking Hyde Park is being discreetly offered to a select list of international billionaires.
"Please don't contact me, I'm content in me two-up two-down hovel!"
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Footage of world's first colour film rediscovered
They may be a little low-res for today's film aficionados used to 3-D technology and HDTV but these images show the pioneering work that paved the way for modern cinematography.
Metro
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Great Dane tallest living dog!
Humongous hound Zeus, named after Ancient Greece's father of the gods, is an incredible 44in tall.
"Bet he gets his own way in the house!"
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Alaska fisherman survives 26 hours floating in fish crate!
Ryan Harris 19, survived for a day floating on frigid ocean waters in a plastic fish crate after his boat sank and said he kept up his spirits by singing Row row row the boat!
Good for him!
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Cost-cutting consultants tell hospital...
To axe 40 jobs and give staff huge pay cuts.
Accountants Ernst & Young pocketed £2,647,252.80 for the advice while accounts show management consultants Finnamore got £495,098.57!
"Eh?"
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