Spoof news snippets from Thursday 29 November 2012
David Cameron has "serious concerns" over statutory regulation of the British press
A cynic could say that Cameron would think that and he wouldn't want to annoy the press as it may have an effect on his parties chances of winning the next election. Is he playing politics?
Never.
The little things that make Christmas
Thai kids in Sweatshops for example
Lucky escape by man at Justin Bieber concert
Scaffolding collapsed and killed him before the concert started
Advice for men with fat wives
Save money by putting an energy-saving lightbulb in the fridge
Germany moves to ban bestiality
Massive bovine exodus to Austria predicted
Huge black hole in outer galaxy is definitely female!
Scientists have discovered a huge black hole in galaxy NGC 1277, it is most definitely female because male black holes only let gas out and this one is sucking everything in!
New 'Twilight' movie opening ruined by woman talking through it
Kristen Stewart I think her name was.
Mitt Romney spent $800m on not becoming president of the USA.
I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.
Jon Cryer says "Two and a half Men" says network hires loonies
With Charlie Sheen and Angus Jones biting the hands that feed or fed them, Jon Cryer is pulling the hair out of his head. "CBS is messing with my meal money by hiring these nutters.
Lindsay Lohan facing more police charges
No she hasn't taken more jewellery without consent.
This time she's been arrested for crimes against acting following her portrayal as Elizabeth Taylor in 'Liz and Dick' which premiered on Sunday.
Catfight Between Rajon Rondo and Kris Humphries
Not since he was knocked out by Kim Kardashian has Kris Humphries been in such a tough fight. Rajon Rondo and Humphries chpped their manicured fingernails during the bout.
Mayor of London Boris Johnson in India promoting business links with the capital
Some media outlets reckon BoJo is using the trip to promote himself on the world stage in preparation for a bid to be PM.
Why bother?
These same outlets have been doing it for him for 2 years.