Trinity Mirror Newpaper Group Loses Chief Executive
After a drop of 90% in the groups share price since taking over in 2003, Sly Bailey has announced that she'll quit at the end of the year.
With a name like Sly, maybe she'll get a job at News Corp.
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Al-Qaeda Make Offer To Provide Personal Bodyguards To Ensure The Safety Of Ed Miliband
Following Osama Bin Laden's view that the US Vice-President was a bigger threat to the West alive than dead, the UK Labour Party has played down an al-Qaeda offer to supply bodyguards for Ed Miliband.
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Glasgow Rangers Takeover Plans Described As "Backdoor Liquidation"
I was involved in a "backdoor liquidation" once.
It was after a particularly vicious curry.
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Obama's ex-girlfriend Genevieve Cook's journal featured in new biography
Obama and Cook lived together briefly but in May 1985 they broke up.
"It was my fault, for not making the Alpo spicy enough," said Cook
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Bunking with cats, inmates learn value of teamwork
Prison counselor Ernest P. Worrell said, "The experience helps reinforce the concept of good behavior."
"We're looking at the program," said Director Mark Sullivan of the US Secret Service
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US says it's still trying to help Chinese activist
"We have ordered one seeing eye dog for Chen Guangcheng and a take-out for President Obama," said an official
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Kutcher under Fire for Wearing Brownface in Ad
Coming to Ashton Kutcher's defense, Charlie Sheen said, "They've got it all wrong, that was his ass with a smiley face."
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Donald Trump Jr. and Wife Vanessa Expecting Baby No. 4
"I got my mojo going after holding up that piece of tail from the elephant I shot on safari last year," said Mini-Me Trump
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Edward Munch 'The Scream' sells at auction for $120m
Bit early - Mitt Romney is already planning the decor in the White House!
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Lady Gaga Turns Her Wig Into A Dress
Times are hard. Wigs and money have to stretch.
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Joe The Plumber Tries To Get In White House, Can't
'No you Can't!'
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Obama ex-girlfriend claims he likes Tuna with pickles
Sounds fishy to me...
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Obama's Ex-Girlfriends Speak Out
'Yes we did'
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Emotional Muamba returns to Rebook Stadium
Doctors were on hand - just in case Harry Redknapp collapsed on the touchine after the trauma of him not getting the England job...
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MG Rovers workers to get £3 redundancy pay after 7 year battle
Bus fare home?
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Cast your fate to the wind!
Oh yes, local nationwide election time yet again when you have the opportunity to vote for some overpaid underworked opportunist scroat you have never heard of....or even seen before!
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Misfits actress sentenced to community service for racial abuse.
Lauren Socha told cab driver 'Don't you know who I am?'
Err.. in a word... no.
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 39
" The Secret of How to Look Younger"
by
Fay Slift
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Puppy on runway delays flights at NYC airport!
A 30-pound Rhodesian ridgeback puppy named Byrdie delayed several flights at New York's LaGuardia Airport when she escaped from her crate and frolicked around a busy runway.
"Well I'll be doggone!"
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Blast heard in Afghan capital after Obama leaves
"That was one m*****f***ing spike of the ball," said a grunt on the ground
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News Corp board comes out in support of Murdoch
News Corp said in a statement the board met on Wednesday and announced its full confidence in Murdoch's fitness and support, "Duh! He's the one who pays us."
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Gingrich ends campaign, urges party to back Romney
"I'll supply the knives," said a Cheshire grinning Gingrich
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Billy Graham backs NC anti-gay marriage amendment
The hologram of Graham was from a speech he gave in 1962
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Adviser recounts Edwards' wife reacting to affair
A former adviser to John Edwards recounted Wednesday how the former presidential candidate's now-deceased wife indignantly confronted her husband, saying, "Get me Tiger."
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Blind activist appeals to U.S. for help to leave China
"US Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner arrived in Beijing on Wednesday suffering from jet lag,Jose Feliciano will fill in for them," said a spokesman
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New Democratic Election Year Slogan
President Obama and the Democratic far left liberals have a new election year bumper sticker "I WANT YOUR MONEY" for my wealth redistribution programs!
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It's the Economy Stupid
President Obama, HS Pelosi and SML Reid indebted the US with ObamaCare, cap and trade (defunct), $850 billion stimulus boondoggle and a $5 trillion national debt increase, but ignored the economy!
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A Democratic Liberal Robber Baron
Maryland's Democratic governor says the state has one of the nation's lowest state and local tax burdens as a percentage of income. He wants to raise state taxes for more state give-away programs.
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Investigation
A Senate committee is to investigate whether the military is enforcing its political prostitution rules, oops that should be "the media!"
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Obama Can't Run on His Record
President Obama tried to run on his record, but it was a breakable 78 RPM brittle shellac record which broke!
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Regulator in Chief
President Obama has directed the US Postal Service to deliver 310 million bottles of EXLAX, one bottle to every American citizen.
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