Taggart back on the case
Detective Taggart is back and has taken on his first case of a kleptomaniac who kept all the stuff they stole. After emerging from the house he said: "You know what we have hear? We have a hoarder."
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IainB, 17 May 2012
Top UK nuclear dumping ground Romney Marsh twinned with US wannabe President
Mitt Romney just as toxic
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Michigan boy finds finger piece in Arby's sandwich
A spokesman for Arby's apologized saying "That was supposed to be in the chopped salad"
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JAB, 17 May 2012
This Time I Know It's For Real
RIP Donna Summer
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Come on down, the price is right!
According to 'Goverment' figures unemployment has dropped by 45,000 in the three months to March...during which time thousands more have lost jobs....watch out for the droppings of those flying pigs!!
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He know's euro!
I never took Cameron for being a Neal Sedaka fan..Dave on the Euro crisis quote:"Breaking up is hard to do"..nice one Dave, get Eddie and Cleggie on backing,and you've got a solid number 1 hit cobber!
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Max Planck's kids flunk out of school
Mathematician, Max Planck's twin children have failed their exams. Teachers put it down to them being small. "There's nothing as thick as two short Plancks," said one teacher.
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IainB, 17 May 2012
BNP never buy smuggled goods
The BNP has announced that it is the most ethical of British political parties, as they will never buy smuggled or counterfeit goods from the Black Market.
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written by
IainB, 17 May 2012
Children strike
Austerity has hit kid's pocket money in recent years, and they have gone on strike over pay and lack of sausages. "It's reminiscent of the 80s," said Teresa May. "There was a minors strike then, too."
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written by
IainB, 17 May 2012
UK Voting intention Poll - 16th May 2012
Labour 44%
Con's 31%
Lib-Dems 7%
UKIP 7%
Others 11%
"Some cheer for Miliband at last?"
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 53
"Winning Her Over with Music"
by
Sarah Nade
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UK Pensions less than the minimum wage!
Cameron very concerned about Greece leaving the Euro!
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NHS patients left for 24hrs on trolleys due to spending cuts!
Reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe asked Cameron for his views:
He replied "Really? Are they?"
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Military chiefs furious at 'insulting' order which gags them!
UK Defence Secretary Dr Dr Goebbels bans military chiefs from speaking in public without his permission!
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621,452 men are having to work part-time!
The TUC said: 621,452 men are working part-time, able to get a full time job - compared to 215,112 same time last year.
"This figure does not include the MPs who were already working part-time!"
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Tory MPs In Gay Marriage Revolt
Tory Back Bench MP quoted as saying;"One Un-Holy alliance is enough"
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Buckingham Palace Sex Scandal
An unnamed source rumoured to be close to the Royal Household said;'We are not amused".
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Headline Writer In Writers Block Shock
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Boy Born
A boy has just been born.
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