Rumours about the Queens Health!
After tests over at Balmoral Hospital, Her Majesty was pronounced to be in reasonably good health. However, as a precaution, palace staff were ordered to remove all buckets from the Queen's path!
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Underwear rebranding
The trades description council have asked for G-Strings to be renamed, after it was revealed that people wearing them fart in the key of C.
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written by
IainB, 16 May 2012
Roy Hodgson names Euro 2012 England squad.
No space for Rio Ferdinand, Peter Crouch and Micah Richards.
Takes John Terry, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain and Stewart Downing.
Down, down deeper and down???
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Kenny Dalglish sacked by Liverpool (part 2)
Choose your own punchline
* Woy Hodgson has Wuled Himself Out of Wace to Weplace Ken
* I dinnae ken'
* 'King Kenny' will be replaced by Prince William as caretaker manager
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Kenny Dalglish sacked by Liverpool (part 1)
Choose your own punchline...
* See you jimmy!
* You'll Never Walk Alone - or work again
* They Think It's All Over - It Is Now
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Queen's Diamond Jubilee tour reaches Lancashire
Excerpt from her speech
"I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
I'd love to turn you on"
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written by
JAB, 16 May 2012
UKs 1st foreign trade surplus in cars since 1976!
The firms are Nissan, Toyota, Jaguar, and Mini.
Owned by Japanese, German, and Indian companies!
Well done Brown & Cameron!
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Miliband admits: We lost the plot when we were in government!
"Our political reporter Bartholomew Utterswaithe reports they are still looking for it!"
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Hollande to meet Merkel to discuss the eurozone's fiscal treaty!
We are unsure of which train carriage they will in yet.
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Extra UK border staff to be hired
Immigration minister says 70 extra staff will be recruited.
Bogdan Petrescu, Vojvoda Bogut, & Carlos Kolosavanos will be heading up the new team, based in the Outer Hebrides.
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Roy Hodgson drops Rio Ferdinand!
Well he shouldn't picked him up in the first place surely?
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Snow falls in the UK … in May!
"I blame the Coalition meself!"
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 52
"Life on the Ranch"
by
Brandon Cowz
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New Jersey town begins issuing $85 fines for texting while walking!
The Fort Lee Police Department has issued 117 tickets for reckless walking in the past month, with offenders being forced to pay the penalty.
"Oh?"
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Man self-immolates near Breivik trial in Oslo
When you set fire to something you're an arsonist. If you set fire to yourself shouldn't you be called a arsenist
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written by
JAB, 16 May 2012
Tom Cruise in Playboy: 'When Katie Holmes walks into the room, I feel better'
Mainly cause his chin just comes up to her boobs
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written by
JAB, 16 May 2012
Jolie forks over $1M on chopper, lessons for beau Brad Pitt
I guess they won't be adopting for awhile
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written by
JAB, 16 May 2012
Dongman's ex Elin with Dingman
Elin Nordegren's romance with wealthy businessman Jamie Dingman continues to quietly heat up, while her ex Tiger 'Dongman' Woods' continues having trouble with his putter
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written by
JAB, 16 May 2012
