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Nasa gets it wrong.

NASA say there estimate of three thousand years on a asteroid which they have been tracking and is due to collide with earth is in fact wrong and may be here as early as next Thursday.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Barbed wire fences to be erected around UK allotments.

Barbed wire fences are to be erected around UK allotments in a bid to stop people pinching the owners vegetables. One council is even employing ex-military commandos with a shoot to kill policy.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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X-Ray Reveals iPod in Woman's womb.

A women walked into a Essex hospital with stomach pains had a shock when a ex-ray revealed an iPod lodged in her womb. Unable to explain how it got there she had a 3 hour operation to remove it.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Google to drop out of date food bin app.

A Google application similar to Google maps which shows were there are out of date food bins is to be scrapped. The app would have been available on the andriod and on Google maps as a layer.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Spies shut down dry cleaner

Dry cleaning operation shut down in sting for sewing GPS-enabled thread into garments. Elaborate homeland spy operation uncovered.

written by Skews Me, 24 March 2012
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Man arrested with Williams Shatners wig in his pants

A Norfolk man was charged for trying to leave a store being opened by William Shatner with his wig in his pants, police said the Norfolk man ran passed Shatner and pulled of his wig.

written by Glen Jacobs, 24 March 2012
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Kuwait Makes Further National Anthem Errors After Playing A Spoof Anthem From Borat For Kazakhstan

'Apologies,' said a spokesman,'for playing I Used to Have Money for Greece; Wreck on the Highway for Italy; World Domination for the US; Blitzkrieg Bop for Germany and Too Drunk To F*** for Scotland.'

written by Swan Morrison, 24 March 2012
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Change of name for national newspaper

The Daily Snail is to change it's name in May to the British News Paper; to fully reflect its editorial stance. "The new initials are a coincidence," said the editor, with an unreturned hi-5 salute.

written by IainB, 24 March 2012
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German newspaper banishes front-page topless models

The Bild daily proclaimed that Friday's bare-breasted front-page blonde would be the last of more than 5,000 women who have appeared since 1984.

"I should think so too!"

written by Inchcock, 24 March 2012
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Coffee Cuts Risk Of Alzheimers

Now then, where did I put that poxy cup? :(

written by Clive Danton, 24 March 2012
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Geraldo Rivera Warned not to Travel to Florida

Florida Attorney General warns that 'terrorist-looking' mustache may draw fire under the 'stand your ground' law.

written by NWNewsmash, 24 March 2012
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