Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 6 June 2012

Well Done Your Royal Highness!

Duke of Edinburgh's perfectly timed hospitalisation puts Republicanism back by 25 years.

Nice one Sir!

Google so desperate for Doodle, they celebrate 79th birthday of Drive-in

Google Doodle couldn't find any important person who was born on this date, so they chose the 79th birthday of the drive-in. Another Doodle to come: the 17th b-day of the soybean oil breast implant.

Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 73

Perverts Relieved to Hear Octomom to Stay Dressed

Men used to getting the occasional B squad at a strip club have been saved the nightmare a C squad entrant after Octomom Nadya Suleman canceled her upcoming gig over trash talk from the Florida joint.

You Will be 20 Times More Likely to Contract Lung Cancer by Smoking Cannabis

The British Lung Foundation reports that you are 20 times more likely to contract lung cancer if you smoke cannabis. As for me I shall stick with Mary Jane! Seems like a safe bet!

Macca owns up

Sir Paul McCartney today admitted that he is a transgender identity formerly known as Kathleen Hancock. He (or she) assumed the Beatle likeness to overcome an abiding insecurity about their looks.

McCartney admits truth

Sir Paul McCartney today confessed that he "has been living a lie". He admitted that his real name is Slobodan Beyersdorf and that he was a phoney busker imitating a "dead" Beatle. Fans are aghast!!

Macca fesses up

Sir Paul McCartney has admitted that he is not really the famous Beatle but is in fact Fred Dewksbury of 14 Birmingham Road Everton. He says he assumed the McCartney identity as a dare by his mates.

"Take that Frenchie!"

Deadly Legionaires' outbreak hits Scotland.....send in the Royal regiment of Scotland they'll soon slaughter the bastards!

Jeez, what a stink!

Al Qaeda 'number two' killed in US drone attack......the perils of not having a toliet that flushes I say!!