Romans dodged paying taxes on Jersey and Guernsey too!
Not only modern day stand-up comedians dodge taxes on Guernsey; the Romans did it too. A find of Roman coins has been dug up proving that the Romans are to blame for everything dodgy!
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Nat West Bank change name
Now known as 'Not Working Bank'
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Venus Williams knocked out in Wimbledon first round
Venus - she had the fire, now she hasn't got it.
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3p Fuel duty rise cancelled:
In unrelated news, the government today launched a new website for future press releases - uturn.com
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Spice Girls Reunion Latest.
Special ear-plugs to be released soon.
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Wimbledon Latest: England's Laura Robson loses to Italian in first round
Sounds familiar...
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Eastenders latest: Ian Beale living rough down canal
On the upside, he has managed to let his East London home to Tourists in London for the Diamond Jubilee, Wimbledon and the Olympics.
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 87
"The Lion Attacked"
by
Claude Yarmoff.
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Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid Hospitalized
With today's release of the SCOTUS of the Affordable Healthcare Act, Senator Reid clutched his chest and fell to the floor of the Senate. More to come.
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written by
Heeke, 26 June 2012
SCOTUS Releases Verdict on Affordable Healthcare Act
Today, with the release of its verdict on the Affordable Healthcare Act, the SCOTUS struck down the whole act stating that forcing Americans to by a product is illegal. Nancy Pelosi's head exploded.
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written by
Heeke, 26 June 2012
Nottingham Lib-Dem supporters poll results released
Asked whether they thought the Lib-Dems had done right in joining the Conservatives in the Coalition Government - neither of the supporters chose to reply!
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Bandits foiled by glued-up bills!
Three bandits were foiled in London, their attempt to pry open a stolen cash box was foiled by a new security system that slathered the bills with glue.
"Gives a new meaning to 'Sticky-fingers!"
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The Shame of the jobless!
Only a quarter are happy to talk about their hunt for a job, a survey by ads website Gumtree.com says.
"Well who want to spout on about their failures!"
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Giant dinosaurs warmed the planet with their flatulence, claim researchers.
They suggest the gas could have been a key factor in the warm climate 150 million years ago.
"Load of crap I say!"
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Oregon workers awarded $332K in onsite toilet fight!
Two workers who claimed they were forced to urinate in a bucket have been awarded $332,000. they were fired for complaining about the lack of an onsite toilets.
"Oh!"
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Argentina! Here we come!
Run for your lives, boys and girls and all you fat cats with brass hats! The little blowout preventer that could finally did!
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Who won the French and Indian War?
The Indians, 1-0 in a game with over 200 extra innings!
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Rubber Keyhole! Paper Asshole! Primed Number!
The firm of Sullivan and Cromwell will be closed tomorrow.
It seems they own the only ticket left M can't fit through the window at the same time. Much more trash to follow through this same porthole.
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