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Three-Year-Old Saved From Rush Hour Pushbike Stunt!

The child can been seen on CCTV footage dodging cars and buses as he heads across a busy crossroads in the eastern city of Wenzhou.

CCTV Photo

written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
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Women accused of flashing at Illinois golf course!

Madison Sheriff's Capt. T. Mike Dixon we're investigating complaints of lewd behavior at the Woodlands Golf Course in Foster Township, by the women displaying their breasts.

"How much is membership!"

written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
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EURO 2012: England's secret weapon revealed!

EURO 2012: England players fed peanut balls twice a day! The team chef is fuelling the squad with a 49-gram "peanut protein blast" which gives the stars an energy boost!
Daily Mirror

written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
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Alan Turing fails his own test

The Turing Test was applied to Alan Turing on the date of his one hundredth birthday (today). He failed, having died in 1954. Bit unfair that.

written by IainB, 23 June 2012
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Country renaming continues

What with there being a hosepipe ban, the Ukraine will be henceforth be the Ukdroughte. Until the hose pipe ban finishes, when it will be called the Ukraine again. In winter they will become Uksnowe.

written by IainB, 23 June 2012
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Things England and Ukraine have in common

Apart from having perfectly good goals disallowed, they both have UK Rain. See what I did there? It's UK and Rain, it rains a lot in the UK, and they're called Ukraine. Oh, never mind.

written by IainB, 23 June 2012
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Miliband: Labour got it wrong on immigration!

.......no shit Sherlock, not just a pretty face then...got one living brain cell as well!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 June 2012
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Jerry Sandusky has been named as the new Head Coach for the Penn State Correctional Touch Football Team

& is excited to be back again! He looks forward to going all the way in jail with this team and is favored for the Natl Title over the Nevada Dept of Corrections and their Head Coach O.J. Simpson

written by El Presidente, 23 June 2012
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Romney advocates "new American way"

No one can argue Mitt Romney's dedication to the new American way. His company Bain Capital has been shipping American jobs overseas for some time.

written by Lyndon, 23 June 2012
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Bullying video so hard to watch, viewers have to watch it twice

The video of students harassing a 68-year-old bus monitor has been deemed by news anchors as "so difficult to watch" that viewers are forced to watch it twice, if not three or four more times.

written by Lyndon, 23 June 2012
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Brian Cox's Merkin Parade postponed

The astronomer/TV presenter had to put off his parade of pubic wigs through the streets of Manchester after rain was forecast.

"We didn't want the merkins to get wet," he said. "They might shrink."

written by CaptainSausage, 23 June 2012
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Milton Keynes Man Meets Grim Reaper

A Milton Keynes man had a terrible nightmare last night where he was fighting with the Grim Reaper but managed to beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. It turned out that he was Dyson with death.

written by IN SEINE, 23 June 2012
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Lorry hauling toilet paper ignites on Ohio road!

The State Highway Patrol says a tractor-trailer hauling 10 tons of toilet paper caught fire on a highway in Ohio, temporarily blocking southbound traffic.

"Thankfully it didn't happen in the WC!"

written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
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Mystery 'Forest Boy' Comes Clean - "I Faked It!"

The 20 year-old, turned up in Berlin last year said his name was Ray & that he had been living in a forest for the last 5 years, is named as Robin van Helsum of the Netherlands.

"The little tinker!"

written by Inchcock, 23 June 2012
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Viagra & Durex To Merge

"Something for the weak end sir?"

written by asphyxiation, 23 June 2012
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Someone Said Take That

and they did

written by asphyxiation, 23 June 2012
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Martin McGuinness to shake hands with the Queen

Sinn Fein have denied rumours that Mr McGuinness is planning on wearing an electric shock hand buzzer as a way of giving the Queen an amusing little fright.

written by Simon Saunders, 23 June 2012
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