Scooby Doo redubbed for Korean TV
Scooby Doo is now being shown on Korean TV, but has been renamed "Happy Delicious Dog Mystery Gang". Every week at the end of the show, Scooby Doo is inexplicably eaten by Shaggy and the others.
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Sexy Italian underwear fails to excite English footy fans!
Sex-starved English women are buying up every bit of sexy Italian underwear in a desperate attempt to win over their men. The men are ignoring them, they prefer to win over Italy; si, si Bella!
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Archaeologist finds oldest rock art in Australia!
An archaeologist says he found the oldest piece of rock art in Australia and one of the oldest in the world: an Aboriginal work created 28,000 years ago in an Outback cave,
(One of Sidney Bollocks?)
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Drinking Tea 'Increases Prostate Cancer Risk'
Scientists found that more than seven cups a day raised the chances of men developing the disease by 50%!
"Now they tell me after 65 years of drinking tea! (Huh!)"
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Ahoy There! Found in a bottle of Napoleon's Best. Up you and yours! - Alexander Hamilton -September 11th, 1779
"Don't you think that the Cabal have reported that I declared in a public house in Philadelphia that it was high time for the people to rise, join general Washington and turn Congress out of doors" HA
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It rains liquid methane once every 1,000 years on Titan!
Titan: the largest moon orbiting Saturn.
"I'm glad those told us that, just in case we were planning a weekend break on Saturn presumably?"
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Queen get massive pay rise..
.....Queen Liz gets huge pay hike...funny that, I don't remember the old fart going on strike for it?
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Euro Crunch
The new sticky treat to get your teeth into.
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written by
j.w., 22 June 2012
Quiz time
So, you think you're a good driver. Try this quick quiz. The 1947 FA Cup final was played in what year? Umm, a hardy, eh!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 84
"Will Jimmy Finally Graduate?"
by
Betty Wont.
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"O...my Gawd!"
Return of 0-levels as Coalition axe GCSE's.....might pay to teach the kids to read and write first cobbers!
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I dig it, I really dig it.
Graveyard of Rhino sized mega-Wombats found in Queensland outback.....strewth, can't wait for them to discover the empty mega-sized tinnies cobber.
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Mr President.
Russell Watson to sing at the White House.....good luck with that sport, I prefer to sing in the shithouse.
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"It's der way I mow 'em!"
Due to the runaway success of erotic pulp novel Fifty Shades of Grey..retired Dublin Council grasscutter Finbar O'Toole has penned an exotic novel entitled Forty Shades of Green.
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Woman drives car onto golf course, into sand trap!
A woman told police she drove her car into a sand trap on a Massachusetts golf course because her GPS sent her the wrong way.
Odd News
Police say she was drunk!
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Alaska man climbs tree, but gets stuck upside down!
He climbed a tree for exercise but got stuck upside down hanging by one leg.
Authorities were alerted by a man he called from a cellphone attached to a lanyard around his neck?
"Hmm?"
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Zanessa spotted holding hands near Starbucks.
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were seen coming out of Starbucks on Sunset Boulevard on Thursday evening. Passersby said the ex-couple looked very "coupley". Are Zanessa finally back together?
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Geology
A large mink-stole was observed on the grounds of PETA headquarters in Norfolk Virginia. Oops that should be a large sink-hole!
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New Hollywood Production
Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson are played by Pres. Obama & VP Biden, respectively. Moriarity is played by Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Sir Arthur Colin Doyle has asked the Queen to declare war!
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Questionable Results
Democratic liberal newspapers always publish favorable studies & polls supporting their favorite social issues, e.g. abortion, gay rights & then when the people disagree wonder why they got it wrong
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Laughing at You
Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) to play Chief Inspector Clouseau in a new Hollywood production of Nancy in Democratic liberal La-La Land! The film is based on her outrageous political pronouncements!
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Strange but True
EPA requires gasoline refiners to blend a non-existent additive into their fuels or be subjected to fines. The EPA promises to reduce the amount of non-existent additive to be blended!
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Democratic Party Constituents
Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) indicated Republicans are after AG Eric Holder for trying to overturn voter suppression in the states. She meant illegal immigrants, dead people, multiple registrations & felons!
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Fringe Benefits
White House Press Secretary Carney is very popular with the ladies. It seems that his pronouncements on behalf of President Obama have not only lengthened his nose, but other body parts too!
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Bean Farmers Upset
A new study by the EPA indicates that USDA bureaucrats who eat beans for lunch are most likely to pass gas all afternoon. President Obama calls for new government regulations limiting eating beans!
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