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"Belieber" released by Bieber

Justin Bieber has released his new album Belieber to much fanfare. Tracks include "I can't beliebe I'm a dad," "If you don't belieb, who cares?" and "Bieber means beaver in German, baby."

written by Lyndon, 19 June 2012
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Balotelli's mouth is bigger than his huge boots!

Super-sub, Mario Balotelli, proved last night that his huge gob is bigger than his boots that should actually be doing all the talking, not Mario; he's a genius (wanker)!

written by Jaggedone, 19 June 2012
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Tulisa Contostavlos Confirms Split With 'Skins' actor boyfriend

Lets hope for her sake there are no badly performed sex tapes to be released at a later date.

written by radiogagger, 19 June 2012
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Melanie Sykes and her 'toyboy' go public

Unaware that Twitter is already public.

written by radiogagger, 19 June 2012
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Man admits stabbing girlfriend 57 times

Apparently they had a disagreement of sorts.

written by radiogagger, 19 June 2012
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Council bans Olympic starter from firing gun

Elf'n'safety innut guv?

written by radiogagger, 19 June 2012
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Mum sings Adelle song to daughter in coma

Daughter wakes up and says "Haven't I suffered enough?"

written by radiogagger, 19 June 2012
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Talk Show Host Marries Dog

Bill Maher, host of Real Time, decided after 5 years of companionship it was time to marry his best friend. The 7-year old pitbull named Precious was so excited she urinated on the alter.

written by Heeke, 19 June 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 82

"What I Dislike About Being Back In School"

by

Mona Lott.

written by IN SEINE, 19 June 2012
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Democrats Force Zombie Food Stamp Bill Through Both houses

In an outstanding display of trickery not seen since the passing of the Affordable Healthcare Act, Democrats passed the Zombie Food Stamp Act in a close vote. Zombies everywhere are ecstatic..

written by Heeke, 19 June 2012
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Brixton Prison Break "Instigated by Gordon Ramsay"

"We just wanted to get away from the foul mouthed bastard" claims recaptured con.

written by Paxton Quigley, 19 June 2012
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"Who's the daddy?"

Sir Elton John in lovers' tiff with David Furnish.

written by Paxton Quigley, 19 June 2012
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