"Belieber" released by Bieber
Justin Bieber has released his new album Belieber to much fanfare. Tracks include "I can't beliebe I'm a dad," "If you don't belieb, who cares?" and "Bieber means beaver in German, baby."
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written by
Lyndon, 19 June 2012
Balotelli's mouth is bigger than his huge boots!
Super-sub, Mario Balotelli, proved last night that his huge gob is bigger than his boots that should actually be doing all the talking, not Mario; he's a genius (wanker)!
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Tulisa Contostavlos Confirms Split With 'Skins' actor boyfriend
Lets hope for her sake there are no badly performed sex tapes to be released at a later date.
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Melanie Sykes and her 'toyboy' go public
Unaware that Twitter is already public.
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Man admits stabbing girlfriend 57 times
Apparently they had a disagreement of sorts.
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Council bans Olympic starter from firing gun
Elf'n'safety innut guv?
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Mum sings Adelle song to daughter in coma
Daughter wakes up and says "Haven't I suffered enough?"
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Talk Show Host Marries Dog
Bill Maher, host of Real Time, decided after 5 years of companionship it was time to marry his best friend. The 7-year old pitbull named Precious was so excited she urinated on the alter.
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written by
Heeke, 19 June 2012
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 82
"What I Dislike About Being Back In School"
by
Mona Lott.
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Democrats Force Zombie Food Stamp Bill Through Both houses
In an outstanding display of trickery not seen since the passing of the Affordable Healthcare Act, Democrats passed the Zombie Food Stamp Act in a close vote. Zombies everywhere are ecstatic..
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written by
Heeke, 19 June 2012
Brixton Prison Break "Instigated by Gordon Ramsay"
"We just wanted to get away from the foul mouthed bastard" claims recaptured con.
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"Who's the daddy?"
Sir Elton John in lovers' tiff with David Furnish.
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