New survey reveals surprise finding
researchers at the University of Gaga have discovered that surveys conducted by universities can never be 100% accurate unless they interview 100% of the worlds population.
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 77
"Rapunzel Rapunzel"
by
Harris Long.
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Tulisa mocked by X Factor contestant for sex video
Its the Angus Deayton factor all over again.
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'Big Society' find David Camerons daughter left in a pub
Prime Minister on way back home, drunk on four bottles of wine.
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Russian will attack Poland if they lose tonight!
Big Brother Russia has vowed to attack Poland and march to the East German border if Poland dare win tonight. The Polish just laughed and said "so what we've seen it all before!"
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Gaga Gig mishap.
Lady Gaga was left with mild concussion after being hit over the head with a Pole during her latest concert in New Zealand....never mind love, it could have been worse if he'd been a Russian Wrestler!
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You drip!
Thames Water boss Martin Baggs (literally) gets £418,359 bonus amid drought....watch your water rates rise...you could not make it up!
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Falkland Islanders Told To Defend Themselves
Due to armed forces cut backs the islanders have been advised to defend themselves using turd'pedos. They will be guided by the latest Sat-Lav Technology
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Irish Scientists Have Created The Worlds Thinest Glass
it is said to be so thin go can almost see through it
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Latest Strike News
The Ramblers Association have threatened a mass walkout. It will take place on the one sunny weekend in August.
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Country renaming continues
After a complaint by the Trades Description Act, Greenland will henceforth be called Icywasteland.
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written by
IainB, 12 June 2012
Engand qui, qui their pants!
England last night nearly qui, qui'd in their pants at the thought of losing and the French were 'merde"! Lots of qui qui et merde around!
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The CineLaser Has Arrived
Top European scientists have created the CineLaser - a device that is attached to cinema ceilings and automatically disintegrates anybody who talks during the film.
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written by
Darwin, 12 June 2012
David Beckham to star at London Olympics
Advertisers today installed a massive 24ft x 24ft poster of the occasional footballer in nothing but his pants opposite the Olympic Stadium.
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