Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 96
"Come on In!"
by
Doris Open.
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Physicists would be much more "happening" if they searched for bosom, not boson, study
Harfold State College instructor of the course Funnybook Physics, Elwood Woodson, admitted that the recent excitement surrounding the Higgs Boson was the very reason why physicists didn't get laid.
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written by
Lyndon, 09 July 2012
Ofcom to investigate Big Brother
TV watchdog Ofcom are to investigate Channel 5 over racist abuse in the Big Brother house after 1,225 complaints.
1,225 complaints? I didn't know 1,225 people still watched Big Brother??!!
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UK bans Ebony & Ivory!
T+++o's apart from being the UK's Nr 1 supermarket are also a bunch of pillocks. These days how can you price your black & white dolls differently? Morons? Even Ebony & Ivory goes too far!
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Ebony & Ivory?
Potential race 'storm-in-a-teacup' over different priced dolls on sale in Tesco, a black one being £1 cheaper than the white one! That's nothing, just got a Chinese one for 99p!!
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Is the Rain Over?
Not time for Charles eat.
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written by
j.w., 09 July 2012
Is the Drought Over?
I drought it.
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written by
j.w., 09 July 2012
Wimbledon Menu
Murray Minced
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written by
j.w., 09 July 2012
1 Ton crocodile has been confirmed as the largest in captivity!
Bunawan: Scaring the population after attacks, it's the star attraction of a tourism park, and has drawn thousands of tourists.
"A bit like George Osborne... he scares the population!"
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Philippine official dismissed after Facebook photo
Nueva Ecija was dismissed after Facebook photos showed him attending a high school reunion when he was supposed to be at work, for gross misconduct and dishonesty.
"The fool!"
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MPs Bid for a Four Day Working Week!
Supporters claim the move will let MPs spend more time in their constituencies.
Some senior politicians have warned the idea will enrage voters.
"Damned right it would!"
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A Cause and Effect
An advocacy group put up billboards in Chicago warning residents, "Hot Dogs Cause Butt Cancer." Outraged hot dog lovers then rectally implanted 68 wieners into the advocacy group members!
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Name Changed
They used to be known as busybodies. Now they're called animal rights activists, endangered species organizations, vegans, the food police and rabid environmentalists!
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Absolute Power Corrupts
Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY) will do anything to stay in office, including manipulating an election. After 44 years he is the poster boy for term limits!
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Mickey Mouse
A concert for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un featured Disney characters such as Mickey Mouse. No surprise as US Presidents from Harry Truman to Barack Obama consider NK a Mickey Mouse regime!
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More About Change
White House Press Secretary Carney announced the reason DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz is stepping down after the November elections is that she will become a Republican!
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Doomed to Fail
Economically clueless Democratic liberal presidents, governors and mayors keep inventing useless kissy-kissy programs (with taxpayer money) instead of letting the private sector create jobs!
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Incoming
US airlines report upsurge in advanced ticket reservations for Jan. 21, 2013 by Republicans, offshore oil drilling & pipeline experts, energy industry managers & job creators arriving Washington DC!
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Outgoing
US airlines report upsurge in advanced ticket reservations on Jan. 21, 2013 for Democrats, animal rights groups, endangered species organizations & rabid environmentalists departing Washington DC!
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The Wiener Is
Joey Chestnut won the annual Nathan's Famous July 4 International Hot Dog Eating Contest munching 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes. NYC Mayor Bloomberg only allowed Joey one 16 ounce sugary soft drink!
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Something Smells
Iran says it will block the Strait of Hormuz at the mouth of the Persian Gulf if its interests are threatened by using all the BULLSHIT it has generated talking to the UN, EU, US, Russia and China!
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During a Severe Recession
LONE RANGER: What fool overspends, overtaxes, over regulates, stops oil drilling & coal mining, cares about CO2, small animals & illegal immigrants, thus destroying US businesses & jobs? TONTO: POTUS!
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