Cameron Promises Referendum
Speaking before today's Wimbledon final, Prime Minister David Cameron said: "I must reiterate that the time for us to launch a referendum will be right when Andy Murray wins - you have my word!"
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Live Tennis Updates: God Indecisive
The almighty buys some time to decide the winner as play is suspended at a set all in Wimbledon final.
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Flashing in public is a dangerous occupation!
News flash; The Ministry of Health has warned Flashers that flashing in public has been confirmed as a dangerous occupation especially when flashers have zips! OUCH!
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 95
"Prison Security"
by
Barb Dweyer.
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Internet 'Doomsday' Could Kick Thousands Offline On 9 July
If anyone misses my snippets send five quid to my office near the Bow Flyover and I'll post my gags to ya.
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Jordanian politician pulls gun on rival during tv debate
Something for Nick Clegg to consider at the next meeting with Cameron.
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Jordanian politician pulls gun on rival during tv debate
Why did no-one ever do that to Dubya?
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Serena Williams wins Wimbledon Womens Final.
She has now won 5 Womens Singles at Wimbledon, the same as sister Venus. They now have to play a penalty shoot out to decide the overall winner.
As an england football fan, I can't bear to watch.
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Nicki Minaj is a fan of boobs ... and even fellas' moobs
Nicki has revealed she's always asked to sign women's Breasts but says she doesn't mind - it's empowering! Men will be glad to hear she also signs blokes' chests!
"Me me me! Please!"
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