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Paul McCartney At 70

It is rumoured that now Paul McCartney has turned 70 years old, he has already forgotten what it was like "when I'm 64"

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2012
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Conservative MPs Threaten Biggest Ever Rebellion

Over 270 Conservative MPs are to vote against any re-form of The House of Lords. clearly, most of them will be Lords in the future and they want to make sure that their employment is secure!

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2012
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The Campaign for Scottish Independence Begins

According to The Grampian Times, a Mr Jock Strapp, a gamekeeper from Dumfries has started a campaign to rebuild Hadrian's Wall.

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2012
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Alex Salmond Wanted To Cut Ties From England BEFORE Sunday

It can be revealed that SNP leader, Alex Salmond wanted to cut ties from England before Sunday's tennis final. This will reinforce the fact that and the is SCOTTISH and Britain does not own him!

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2012
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Andy Murray Starts New 'Sky Knitting' Craze

Scots tennis ace, Andy Murray has began a new craze called 'Sky Knitting'which he performs after winning a match. It is suspected that it's some kind of Masonic sign language. Scottish rite of course!

written by IN SEINE, 07 July 2012
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Barclay's bank refuse first aid to collapsed woman!

The lady collapsed outside their branch - but first-aiders were not allowed to tend to her.

''Diamonds' aren't they at Barclays?

written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
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7/7/12: Voting Intention Poll

Labour 42%
Conservatives 36%
Glib-Dems 8% (Sorry Lib-Dems)
Others 14%

Wonder who the others are?

written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
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Emmanuel Adebayor - I'll stay with Manchester City

26-year-old Emmanuel Adebayor from Ghana, is a wise man - £140,000 a week sounds enough reason to stay to me!

written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
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Immigtation? Know Bard... or you're barred!

Immigrants will be taught about Shakespeare as part of the new citizenship test!

"I'd have thought teaching then about poverty, mugging, rioting, and dishonest MPs would stand them in better stead?"

written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
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The Sun: We love porn, admit nine out of UK ten girls

Wouldn't be the same without them would it?

written by Inchcock, 07 July 2012
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You're Out Lady

The baseball prostitute, who was known to work around ballparks, has been caught by the police. She struck out with a full c**t!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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Shellac the Democrats in 2012

In the navy if an item doesn't move a sailor will paint it. The Democratic CA Legislature and many Democratic liberal US Senators who disagree with an item always try to ban it!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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Dream On

The Democratic CA Legislature is pushing a bill to make the state a sanctuary for illegal immigrants. Will AG Holder sue CA like the DOJ sued Arizona for getting involved with immigration issues!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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Government Expansion

LONE RANGER: ObamaCare will save the middle class money. TONTO: Then why are there to be upwards of $500 billion in new taxes imposed on individuals and businesses in the next ten years?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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We've Seen This Before

Democratic liberals are always behind President Obama, even when he stretches the truth. One day these liberals may wake up and find themselves behind barbed wire!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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No SEC Help Needed

LONE RANGER: The SEC wants to regulate Money Market funds to make them safer for investors. TONTO: The SEC would provide the same oversight as they did for the Madoff Ponzi scheme!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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A Needed Change

DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz may be stepping down after the November 2012 elections. Her more qualified successor is to be the Gecko, who is leaving his current position!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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Is it November Yet?

King Obama I stated in a campaign speech that the US economy is headed in the right direction. US economists continue to indicate that downward is not a good direction!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 July 2012
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Dyslexic Confusion

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

written by Egganface, 07 July 2012
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Drug Bust

Los Angeles police finds Fantasy drug lab

written by Egganface, 07 July 2012
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World Boxing News

Wladimir Klitschko fights Fiasco

written by Egganface, 07 July 2012
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