New Olympic sport announced
Just two days before the Olympic Games begin, a new sport has been added to the event - Moaning.
Britain is sure to get gold, as famous whinging Londoner Mona Lott will moan about the Olympics.
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New Government toll plan: motorists to pay for upgraded roads
"I should think so too! Just 'cause they pay more fuel tax than any other country, and insurance and road tax, they are getting spoilt you know!
"Damn the motorists, hang um, shoot um!"
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Aurora Borealis
Quick get you gun with a long bore to use at dawn before sanity prevails
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j.w., 25 July 2012
Rush Hour
The slowest I have ever known!
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My Broker
If he invests people's money - bit ominous that he is called a Broker
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j.w., 25 July 2012
My Doctor Worries Me
He says he has a Practise and he wants to see me!
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j.w., 25 July 2012
Abbreviated
Why is it such a long word?
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j.w., 25 July 2012
Jesus Loves You!
OK in a Church, maybe but bad news in a Mexican Prison.
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Private Eye
I've employed this Alligator in a vest to help me - he's called the Investigator!
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Gay Gordon can legally marry his male partner in Scotland!
Gay Gordon is preparing for his wedding in Scotland; guess what the happy pair will be wearing? You guessed it; "pink tartan kilts!"
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London bus workers win a £577 Olympic bonus!
London's 28,000 bus drivers have won a £577 Olympic bonus, whether or not they their route is anywhere near a Games venue.
"What about the Big Issues sellers bonus?"
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David Cameron doesn't 'see a time' when austerity programme will end!
"Bless the nepotistic, wealthy, spoon-in-the-mouth, arrogant, git!"
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