Man Utd offer Andy Carroll a contract, but not a footie one!
Sir Alex Ferguson has offered Liverpool reject Andy Carroll a lifeline. Andy impressed SAF so much with his head-butting ability that he wants Andy as his personal bodyguard, chauffeur and valet!
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11.07.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll
Labour 43%
Conservative 33%
Lib Dem 12%
Others 12%
"How did the LibDems manage to gain two points?"
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Bunga Hunger…
A gaunt looking Silvio Berlusconi is to run for a 4th term as Italian Prime Minister. Doctors say that he is suffering from Bunga Starvation - whatever that is?
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Troops deployed in London for Olympic games
Around 13,500 are being deployed, more than currently in Afghanistan!
It's a mad mad world!
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From Fifty Shades Of Grey to a shade of brown: Boyfriend squirts girlfriend with sauce to stop her reading erotic novel
Daily Mail Online
"He was going to use red sauce but didn't have the bottle"
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Another Cyclist Detained by Police
Tour de France now has proportionately more criminality than Compton, Beirut and even Dundee
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