Man Utd offer Andy Carroll a contract, but not a footie one!
Sir Alex Ferguson has offered Liverpool reject Andy Carroll a lifeline. Andy impressed SAF so much with his head-butting ability that he wants Andy as his personal bodyguard, chauffeur and valet!
11.07.12: UK Voting Intentions Poll
Lib Dem 12%
"How did the LibDems manage to gain two points?"
A gaunt looking Silvio Berlusconi is to run for a 4th term as Italian Prime Minister. Doctors say that he is suffering from Bunga Starvation - whatever that is?
Troops deployed in London for Olympic games
Around 13,500 are being deployed, more than currently in Afghanistan!
It's a mad mad world!
From Fifty Shades Of Grey to a shade of brown: Boyfriend squirts girlfriend with sauce to stop her reading erotic novel
Daily Mail Online
"He was going to use red sauce but didn't have the bottle"
Another Cyclist Detained by Police
Tour de France now has proportionately more criminality than Compton, Beirut and even Dundee