Excerpts from the book of Norman Wisdom
If rules weren't meant to be broken...why do they make them of shatterproof plastic?
Leaning on a lampost
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written by
IainB, 01 July 2012
French drivers can drink until they drop!
French drivers are being forced to breathalyse themselves and if they are not pissed enough, they cannot drive. Foreign drivers are allowed zero-tolerance, typical French; grande Qui,qui-artists!
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You can Always Rely on your Bank
To be on the fiddle
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written by
j.w., 01 July 2012
Euro 2020 football tournament could have 12 to 13 host cities
Has the European Championship turned into Formula One?
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Police on the trail of snail poachers
They have now called in the police as the snails are a protected species sold illegally as a delicacy to French restaurants, which fry them in garlic butter as l'escargot!
"Easy targets for the thieves!"
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Thieves in New York City have started a new sneaker trend!
One Bronx sneaker store says the thieves do their research. They know before they steal a left shoe which store has a right shoe of the same size and style on display.
"The ingenuity of crooks!"
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