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James Corden Reveals Five Stone Weight Loss

His double act with Matthew Horne can no longer use the nickname 'Two and a half men'

written by radiogagger, 26 January 2012
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WTF 'Waitrose LOVE Life You Count' (sic) new range???

Unsolicited spam email targets the brain-dead with baffling new product ready to eat range.

written by queen mudder, 26 January 2012
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RBS chief Stephen Hestor to get £963,000 bonus

Isn't 83% of his bonus owned by us, the dear taxpayer who bailed them out?

written by radiogagger, 26 January 2012
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Self-proclaimed new Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!

The new Tarzan from Manchester who swings from tree to tree in South Africa is a Balotelli fan because he hopes one day to tame a real silver-back gorilla and have him as his Jane (?)

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2012
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Lost seal pup winds up in Skegness after 3,200km trip from Greenland

Amazing story

Link

written by Inchcock, 26 January 2012
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Woman stayed in rental car for a week!

A woman spent seven days in a rental car after driving into pond!

Photo & Report

written by Inchcock, 26 January 2012
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Never Mind 7,000 Years of Human History

Food police want the Obama administration to ban bread as a health hazard causing obesity. EPA, OSHA and FDA are considering writing new regulations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Contrasts in Courage

PRES. OBAMA 2012: We didn't have enough time over 36 months to thoroughly evaluate the Keystone XL Oil Pipeline project. PRES. KENNEDY 1962: We will go to the moon before the decade is out (1969).

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Not in My State

Sen. Kerry (D-MA) approves of President Obama regulating the other 49 state's industries. Now Massachusetts' fishing industry may be affected by federally imposed cod limits and the Senator is upset!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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President Obama's Rueful Plea Speech

I came and I diddled and screwed up the USA. Please reelect me as I have a spanking new plan to really screw up the USA big time in the next four years!






written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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It's Beneath Them

US Park Police and Occupy Washington DC protesters reach a compromise whereby campers can defecate, but must pick up their own. Protesters were seen training dogs to use plastic bags and tongs!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Ionized Brain Cells

Rabid environmentalists blame the Sun's current strong solar storms on global warming!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Who's Ripping-Off Whom?

The federal tax on gasoline is 18.4 cents per gallon, state tax is about 23.6 cents per gallon and the service station owner grosses 7 to 10 cents per gallon!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Nothing New

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Did you watch my State of the Union address on television? AMERICAM PUBLIC: No, because it was a rerun we had seen before!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Environmental Poop

Rabid environmentalists say 10,000 tons of dog poop are produced each day in the USA and they want to clean up the country by eating these pets. PETA had a sh*t-fit!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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Spot the Typo

Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) once again proved that she is the bicked bitch of the west by stating she knows something about Newt Gingrich. Oops that should be wicked witch!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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No Peasants Allowed, Only Hypocrites

LONE RANGER: Robert Redford says the one-percenters are not welcome at the Sundance Film Festival. TONTO: Exceptions are Bob, the corporate sponsors and his super rich celebrity guests.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 January 2012
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