James Corden Reveals Five Stone Weight Loss
His double act with Matthew Horne can no longer use the nickname 'Two and a half men'
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WTF 'Waitrose LOVE Life You Count' (sic) new range???
Unsolicited spam email targets the brain-dead with baffling new product ready to eat range.
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RBS chief Stephen Hestor to get £963,000 bonus
Isn't 83% of his bonus owned by us, the dear taxpayer who bailed them out?
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Self-proclaimed new Tarzan is a Balotelli fan!
The new Tarzan from Manchester who swings from tree to tree in South Africa is a Balotelli fan because he hopes one day to tame a real silver-back gorilla and have him as his Jane (?)
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Lost seal pup winds up in Skegness after 3,200km trip from Greenland
Amazing story
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Woman stayed in rental car for a week!
A woman spent seven days in a rental car after driving into pond!
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Never Mind 7,000 Years of Human History
Food police want the Obama administration to ban bread as a health hazard causing obesity. EPA, OSHA and FDA are considering writing new regulations!
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Contrasts in Courage
PRES. OBAMA 2012: We didn't have enough time over 36 months to thoroughly evaluate the Keystone XL Oil Pipeline project. PRES. KENNEDY 1962: We will go to the moon before the decade is out (1969).
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Not in My State
Sen. Kerry (D-MA) approves of President Obama regulating the other 49 state's industries. Now Massachusetts' fishing industry may be affected by federally imposed cod limits and the Senator is upset!
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President Obama's Rueful Plea Speech
I came and I diddled and screwed up the USA. Please reelect me as I have a spanking new plan to really screw up the USA big time in the next four years!
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It's Beneath Them
US Park Police and Occupy Washington DC protesters reach a compromise whereby campers can defecate, but must pick up their own. Protesters were seen training dogs to use plastic bags and tongs!
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Ionized Brain Cells
Rabid environmentalists blame the Sun's current strong solar storms on global warming!
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Who's Ripping-Off Whom?
The federal tax on gasoline is 18.4 cents per gallon, state tax is about 23.6 cents per gallon and the service station owner grosses 7 to 10 cents per gallon!
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Nothing New
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Did you watch my State of the Union address on television? AMERICAM PUBLIC: No, because it was a rerun we had seen before!
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Environmental Poop
Rabid environmentalists say 10,000 tons of dog poop are produced each day in the USA and they want to clean up the country by eating these pets. PETA had a sh*t-fit!
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Spot the Typo
Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) once again proved that she is the bicked bitch of the west by stating she knows something about Newt Gingrich. Oops that should be wicked witch!
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No Peasants Allowed, Only Hypocrites
LONE RANGER: Robert Redford says the one-percenters are not welcome at the Sundance Film Festival. TONTO: Exceptions are Bob, the corporate sponsors and his super rich celebrity guests.
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