Evening standard campaign to get kids reading.
"however busy you are - read to your children"
Even if it is only the spoof website - read to your children.
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Kelly Brook gives interview about her body
Don't worry lads, it comes with pictures as well.
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Anthony Banderas shows Conan how to be a bullfighter
Could come in handy next time he meets Jay Leno
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Newt Gingrich told his wife he wants 'open marriage'
Seriously? With a face like his, and a name like Newt, he found two women who wanted to sleep with him?
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Botanists Transform Plant with Viagra
Botanists at Kew Gardens in London have successfully changed a Weeping Willow Tree into a glorious CACTUS by adding a few Viagra pills.
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Manchester Thieves To Be Charged for Working Under Minimum Wage
Thieves got away with just £6,000 after building a 100 foot tunnel which took 6 months to build. Assuming there are more than 2, it has been calculated that they have been working for just 2p/hour.
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Imogen T. scared of silicone slip!
Footy fav, Imogen T, is scared "stiff" (not of them) . She has French PIP's in her over-loaded breasts and fears they could slip after doing "doggy" with hunky Welsh rugby players, not the gay one's!
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Met Police £35,000 bill for speaking clock
surely a watch would be cheaper?
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Tesco cuts price of chocolate bars to 20p
well at that price at least wally thompson wont have to pinch 'em
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News international settle phone hacking case with Jude Law
You shouldn't break the law or hack Jude Law. That is the law.
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David Beckham ad to appear during Superbowl
"i didn't know he was for sale?"
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Bogus facts flood net during Wiki blackout.
this snippet brought to you by radiogagger - the best comedy writer that EVER lived.
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Marco Pierre White in new Channel 5 cookery show.
good to see not all chefs with double barrel names have gone loopy loo.
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Joan Bakewell told her voice is "too posh" for BBC
Well the new BBC North (Manchester) building anyway
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George Lucas promises no more Star Wars films
The final frontier.
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Lottery winners regret going on a Med Cruise
Mr and Mrs Damp now regret spending some of their lottery winnings on a Med Cruise after boarding the ill-fated Costa Concordia. "We could afford it," said Mr Damp. "After all, it was a rollover."
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written by
IainB, 19 January 2012
Burger King - The Hamburger Innovator In Home Delivery
Taking a cue from Burger King, who has just introduced their new home delivery called Whoppers on Wheels, Starbucks will soon be unveiling its new Frappuccino Via FedEx.
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President Obama Is A Wonderful Presidential Dad
President Obama and his family will be visiting Disney World and he remarked that the three kids are really going to have a ball, especially the big kid, Joey Biden.
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Reverend Al Sharpton Speaks Out Again
After hearing that Wikipedia had gone black, Reverend Al Sharpton got all huffy and remarked that the proper term is African-American.
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Jon Huntsman Makes A Very Good Linguistic Point
Jon Huntsman says that another reason why he should be elected president is because he already speaks Chinese, which within 5 years will become the second language of most Americans.
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Countdown man turns air blue over 6 letter word
Channel 4 are trying to create controversy and boost ratings by allowing naughty words on their afternoon quiz show. On this ocassion, the offendng word was BANKER
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Elite Units In Thames Olympic Drill.
Britsh security units preparing their response to a potential Olympic terror attack will be staging a full scale rehearsals on River Thames. Daniel Craig will be in charge of the extravaganza!
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Riots Warning In Overcrowded Jails.
Overcrowding in Britains prisons is reaching crisis point and could lead to widespread uncontrollable riots. Careful with that one lads, you don't want to end up getting sent back to Prison, do you?
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Cameron to set out 'Moral Capitalism' vision!
Do-Nothing-Dave to give speech detailing his vision of 'Moral Capitalism'............"been smoking the Charlie again Dave?"
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Welfare Reform Bill: The Lords to sort who will lose out
"Well certainly NOT off-shore account holders, Policticians and their families, Barclay's Bank Advisor's, the wealthy, or the prison inmates population!
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Royal Bank of Scotland gives bonus to £5m to investment chief!
RBS proposes to give a £5million bonus to its investment banking chief, with another £7million for its chief executive. After refusing to save Peacocks retailer (10,000 staff to go) with a £4 loan.
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Obama to Reveal Nationwide Prank
Pres. Barack Obama will be giving his State of the Union Address on January 24, both launching his re-election efforts while also revealing that America has "Just Been Punk'd" for the last 4 years.
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written by
Pafsari, 19 January 2012
