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A Pill for Dieting without Exercising

Scientists have developed a pill which can cause the obese to lose weight without even exercising. The problem is that the pill will be so expensive that you will not be able to afford to buy food!

written by IN SEINE, 12 January 2012
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Tesco Hit Hard By Christmas Sales Plunge,

Tesco report its worst Christmas sales performance in decades........sweet justice for a pack of overpriced mongrels...every LIDL helps!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 January 2012
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M&S female staff hang it all out in their naked calendar!

M&S female staff have hung everything thing out in their naked calendar proving that even the stuffy old M&S like a bit of raunchy S&M too!

written by Jaggedone, 12 January 2012
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Internet Addiction Causes Changes To The Brain Say Chinese Experts

'Those affected find it takes a long time to get started,'say scientists, 'and their brains simply shut down, with a complete loss of memory, every time they are finishing something really important.'

written by Swan Morrison, 12 January 2012
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James Bond Villains Blamed For Poor Image Of Nuclear Power

'It's not just Dr No and nuclear,' said an analyst. 'There's Oddjob and the hat industry, Jaws and dentistry, Morenzy and shoes, Blofeld and cats, and NASA blames Hugo Drax for the Shuttle's demise.'

written by Swan Morrison, 12 January 2012
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Hunt On For People Who Have Never Been Offended By Jeremy Clarkson

'Indian complaints about "Top Gear" have led the BBC, in the interests of balance, to seek a group never offended by Jeremy Clarkson,' said a spokesman. 'Reports from one Amazon tribe seem promising.'

written by Swan Morrison, 12 January 2012
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Male escort dates female escort care via 'Take Me Out'

Couldn't they have just got together via the agency?

written by radiogagger, 12 January 2012
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BBC boss defends Sherlock nudity

'We're thinking of launching a babestation type channel and this was market research'

written by radiogagger, 12 January 2012
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Students warned over wonga loans

Borrow today - repay for life!

written by radiogagger, 12 January 2012
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Woman with two vaginas appears on This Morning

Russel Brand and John Terry have been in touch about a threesome but she's keeping tight lipped on the matter.

written by radiogagger, 12 January 2012
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'Take Me Out' girl is secret hooker

'Take Me Out - And take me home - if you got the cash'

written by radiogagger, 12 January 2012
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Red wine researcher suspected of falsifying data, masking real benefit of drink

A UConn professor is accused of falsifying data in studies depicting the benefits to cardiovascular health of drinking red wine. Turns out the only benefit is that it gets you shithouse drunk.

written by Lyndon, 12 January 2012
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Cut the working week to 20 hours - to boost growth say economists!

In that case, minimum wage earners would get less to live on a week than David Cameron spends on one bottle of champers!

written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
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Ready Steady Cook chef done for shoplifting 5 times!

Star of Ready Steady Cook, Worrall Thompson, 60, was caught shoplifting 5 times in 16 days at a Tesco store.

He accepted a caution for all five offences.

"We might rename the show Ready, Steal, Cook?"

written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
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Ed Miliband needs to get out and clearly explain himself to voters

Ed Miliband needs to get out and clearly explain himself to voters if Labour are to win the next election, former Home Secretary Alan Johnson warns.

"Who?"

written by Inchcock, 12 January 2012
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US Marines Urinate On Slain Taliban

A Pentagon source explained "The boys were just trying to disinfect their beards before handing them over to their grieving families....honest"

written by Clive Danton, 12 January 2012
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The Zoo Is Now Smoke-Free

The city of Indianapolis is imposing a smoking ban at the Indianapolis Zoo after several zoo visitors reported seeing a chimp smoking a Marlboro Light.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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Costa Rica Has Had Second Thoughts (And Thank Goodness)

Costa Rica has stated that they are cancelling the launching of their manned spaceship to the sun for the obvious reason.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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Michele Bachmann Is Just A Very, Very, Very Avid Collector

Michele Bachmann stated that the fact that on the night of the Iowa Caucus local authorities found 13 AK-47's in her campaign bus had absolutely nothing to do with her dropping out of the GOP race.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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Vice-President Joe Biden Doesn't Seem To Get Much Respect

Vice-President Joe Biden met with President Obama and asked him if he can have a parking space on the White House grounds instead of having to park out in the street.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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This Arizona Dude Is One Sick Puppy

A very strange man in Arizona told a judge that he wants to marry an ostrich. The judge kept a straight face and said that he'll allow it if the man pays the $2 million marriage license fee.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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Wisconsin Decides To Put Its Cheesy Foot Down

The state of Wisconsin has turned down a request from a group associated with the Taliban due to the fact that if they let them in Al Qaeda will probably request that their group be allowed in next.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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The FOX News Reporter Had A Whole Lotta Egg On His Face

A FOX News reporter stated that a fisherman in Louisiana had caught a 400 pound octopus that had eight humongous testicles. The reporter later corrected the story to read eight humongous tentacles.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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The Pill Works But...

A group of research scientists in Wales have discovered a pill that completely cures athletes foot in 15 seconds. But unfortunately it only works on athletes.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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China Has Its Eye On A Certain Western City

Reports are that China has informed President Obama that it wants to buy Phoenix, Arizona. Obama says that he'll take $900,000 and not a penny less.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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Newt Gingrich Has Got Some News For Sarah Palin

Newt Gingrich says he hates Sarah Palin so much that if he is elected president he'll prohibit her from setting foot in the Continental United States or as "Snowflake" calls it "Ya know da Lower 48."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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The Somali Pirates Are Up To Their Old Beach Tricks

Zanzibar is reporting that the Somali pirate problem is really getting out of hand. Authorities report that just since September pirates have commandeered over 700 surfboards.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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The Late Tea Bag Party

The Idaho Tea Bag Party has closed it's office after one of the two members yelled out at a meeting, "The hell with this tea baggin' crapola, I quitting and going over to President Obama's side."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 12 January 2012
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