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BBC boss admits to 61% repeats on tv



BBC boss admits to 61% repeats on tv (r)

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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Leveson inquiry 99.99% certain to call David Cameron

Will he bring Andy Coulson with him?

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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New Apple chief Cook to get $378m share payout.

Thats a lot of money for cooking apples. How much would he get if he cooked other fruit as well?

(Oh right it's chief not chef. And Cook is his name. confusing.com)

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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George Osbourne to raid £140bn town hall pension pot

He's putting it all on trap 1 in the first race at Crayford.

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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QPR announce 'sparky' as new manager

Well it will save on call out charges when the boiler needs repairing.

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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London borough of Islington could be first to ban 'chuggers'

chuggers aka Charity muggers.
Any chance you can ban (Keith) Cheggers as well?

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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Pippa Pics sensation!

The Daily Mail pictures editor told the Leveson inquiry that the pictures desk receives 400 pics a day of Pippa Middleton.

"Got any jobs going?"

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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Greggs Christmas Bonanza

Greggs the Bakers recorded a more than healthy Christmas turnover thanks in no small part to the thousands of PCO's who spend most of their daily shifts muching through the stock!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 January 2012
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Sign at West Midlands Safari Park

… ELEPHANTS STAY IN YOUR CAR

written by IN SEINE, 11 January 2012
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Crime of the Century?

Organised Crime Italy's Biggest Industry.....next to the UK and Parliament more like!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 January 2012
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Sitting in the back row of the moooovies!

Part time Prime Minister Do-Nothing-Dave wants British film makers to make more movies like 'The Kings Speech gggg...oooo...d......fffff...ooo...rrr..bbbb..iiii....d!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 January 2012
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Homophobic soccer player gets the sack, he called a gay rugby player gay!

An Oxford City soccer player (obviously no degree) has called a gay rugby player gay on twitter and got the sack. Warning to all soccer twitterers; don't mention gay or racist or you'll be next!

written by Jaggedone, 11 January 2012
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Birmingham named top international destination by New York Times

Who for? Terrorists?

written by radiogagger, 11 January 2012
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Arizona Means Business Doggone It!

Arizona has one of the strictest "Leash Laws" in the country. Anyone caught with their dog not on a leash is subject to getting themselves and their dog tasered.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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Ron Paul Will Open Up A Can of "Whup Ass"

Ron Paul who does not believe that the United States should get involved in wars has said that if Newt Gingrich calls him Shorty one more time he is going to kick his butt.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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Sarah "So Sad" Palin Is So Sad

Sarah Palin is reportedly very depressed and sits around her Wasilla, Alaska home muttering to herself "Gosh darnit you know I remember when people gave a damn about what I thought."

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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The Low-Cal Ford Focus

Ford is recalling over 19,000 Ford Focuses due to the fact that the windshield wiper fluid reservoir contains Diet Coke.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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Guatemala Is A Fun-Filled Place

The tiny country of Guatemala states that they have just developed a nuclear bomb. An hour later they reply, "Just kidding gringos!"

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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The Check-Writing Joe Biden

Delaware states that they need $21 million to upgrade their Delaware Punch factories. Vice-President Joe Biden, a Delaware native, quickly writes them a check.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 11 January 2012
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Manchester City face fight to sign Roma midfielder De Rossi

Fighting? to pay £22million, and £6m a year wages without bonuses....

"I must mention this to my Job Centre Plus Advisor!"

written by Inchcock, 11 January 2012
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Ideologues in the Executive Branch

The Obama administration's idea of top down management is academic executive edicts. True "top down" management relies on using historical "bottom up" data gleaned from prior experience!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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Obama's Electro-Political Automobile

GM is changing the name of its electric car "Volt" to the sexy Latin name "Faex," that is more associated with the automobile's dismal technical and sales performance!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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The Real Greedy for Power 1 Percent

Academic Democratic left wing liberals think that passing a law solves any problem, as long as they don't have to suffer the unintended consequences of the legislation!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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They Forgot the Life Boats

The Democratic Party ship Barack Obama is sinking, as shown recently by the executive staff climbing down the anchor chain and Democratic Congressional leaders talking about being bipartisan!




written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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Voters Warning to Republican Conservative Candidates

Get your nose out of our sex lives, stop messing with our wives uteruses, pray on your own time, leave gay people alone and priority one is putting the US economy back on track!!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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Voters Warning to Democratic Liberal Candidates

Get your nose out of our food, stop tinkering with the US economy, give up on phony causes like global warming and stop regulating every US industry as this will drive jobs overseas!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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They Found Their Cause, but It's Anarchy

Occupy protestors in Oakland CA will be attacking police and burning cars in the downtown area once per week to demonstrate how they want to peacefully change America for the better!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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Republicans Blow 2012 Election

GOP Presidential candidate Santorum would establish an Evangelical Protection Agency (EPA) to regulate US bedroom activity, punch holes in condoms, ban abortion & end gays serving in the military!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 January 2012
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