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Kerry katona loses a stone in a month

It's almost as if she knew that Russell Brand would be single again?

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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Scottish independence vote set for 2014

In the meantime we're building a wall at Berwick.

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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Tesco in Oxford Has Pest Control Problems

The pest control officer who works at Tesco in Oxford has met with a serious problem - the bait on all its mousetraps has been disappearing since mid-December.

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2012
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Scots Claim That £17 Billion HS2 Money Could Be Better Spent

… On rebuilding Hadrian's Wall!

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2012
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OOOH-LA-LA Cantona!

Eric Cantona is to run for the French Prime ministerial elections - be very afraid Sarkozy!

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2012
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Jay-Z writes song for new baby Blue Ivy Carter

Most people just buy flowers.

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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Scotland want independence from the UK

Does that mean we can send Kenny Dalglish back?

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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New high-speed rail line between London and Birmingham gets the go-ahead

You'll be able to get out of Birmingham twice as fast as before.

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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UK Recession Not a Foregone Conclusion..

......try telling that to the nameless millions out of work, small business disasters, failing chain stores,overworked and underpaid workers, I'd say, more a 'forlorn conclusion!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 January 2012
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Anthony Worrall Thompson: "I'm not a kleptomaniac…

… but I'm taking something for it!"

written by IN SEINE, 10 January 2012
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Worral-Thompson says he cries himself to sleep every night

I used to feel like that watching his tv programmes.

written by radiogagger, 10 January 2012
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Greek parents abandon their kiddies!

Many Greek parents are abandoning their kids because they're too expensive and to drown their financial sorrows they need the money to buy ouzo; sad world!

written by Jaggedone, 10 January 2012
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My Debt is Bigger than Yours

After taking advice from a firm promising to improve performance by enlarging your debt a disgruntled man has complained that his bigger debt has given him no added satisfaction.

written by j.w., 10 January 2012
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Debt Crisis

Angela Merkel has protested to the European summit because her pocket money has been reduced by 5%. 'None of the boys got a cut like me' she complained.

written by j.w., 10 January 2012
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In Treatment

C-list celebrity 'chef' Antony Worrall Thompson to receive treatment after stealing wine and cheese from Tesco. Fifty lashes around the face with a wet Mackeral administered by Tesco CEO.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 January 2012
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The Winds of Change

Little Eddie Milipeed: "Labour needs to change"....too right cobber we can smell you from here!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 January 2012
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The Big Cheese

Would-be Chef Antony Worrall Thomson nicked for shop lifting in Tesco. Meanwhile, one man Harry Hill tribute act Heston Blementhal (Blofeld to his mates)nabbed in the Co-op for 'fondling' a coconut!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 January 2012
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Wayne Rooney for getting Kompany sent off!

Roberto Mancini last night accused Wayne Rooney of getting his Manchester City skipper Vincent Kompany sent off.

"Well fancy that!"

written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
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Nott's most successful pop band, Paper Lace, will be performing a revival concert!

Causing a stir at the This is Nottingham website - 3 comments up to now!

written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
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Highest vehicle crime recorded on New Years Day

"So, they turn-over your car instead of a new leaf?"

written by Inchcock, 10 January 2012
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Vice-President Joe Biden Is Quite The Joker

President Obama has reportedly asked Vice-President Joe Biden to please refrain from making any mother-in-law jokes in the presence of Michelle's mama.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Idaho's Fitting Tribute

After years of debates, the state of Idaho has finally agreed to make French Fries the state food.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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China and Cambodia Kinda Have Something In Common

China has just developed a stealth aircraft carrier which is believed to be the first one in the world. Cambodia reports that they had one, but they think it may have sunk.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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The Pittsburgh Steeler Fans Are Angry As Hell!

The Pittsburgh Steelers who got eliminated from the NFL playoffs by the Denver Broncos are afraid to return to Pittsburgh. The team has decided to vacation in Hawaii for a week and then go home.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Len Goodman Makes His GOP Choice

Len Goodman, the English judge on Dancing With The Stars, said that if he could vote for a GOP candidate for president he would pick Rick Perry because he is one hell of a samba dancer.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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The Dog Gone Treats Are Gone

Walmart responding to wide spread customer complaints has taken the new product Steroid Doggy Biscuits off the shelves.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Kim Kardashian Just Keeps On Going and Going

Kim Kardashian is being considered for yet another reality show. The name of this one is simply Fat Ass.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Colorado Is In The Market For The White Stuff

Many ski resorts in Colorado do not have enough snow to accommodate snow skiers. They are looking into the feasibility of buying snow from the South Pole.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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The President Is Making It A "Number One" Priority

In an effort to cut down on spending President Obama has stated that government workers will remove a total of 17 urinals from Congressional bathrooms.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Arizona Is Definitely Keeping Mum

Reports that Arizona has developed weapons of mass destruction have as yet not been confirmed.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Oprah Winfrey's Family Reunion Is Getting Bigger and Bigger

Oprah Winfrey has just reported that in 2011, she found a total of 16 sisters and 19 brothers that she did not know she had.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio Strikes Again

Since he dresses male convicts in feminine pink, Arizona Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio says he will begin dressing the female convicts in masculine camouflage.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 10 January 2012
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Caracas the site of two insane membranes

Venezuelan president Chavez welcomed Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for a four-day visit. In behavior typical of the mentally ill, both lavished each other with false praise and damned the U.S.

written by Lyndon, 10 January 2012
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