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Divorce to cost Russel Brand '£20 million'

He'll have to cut back on his order of black skinny jeans for 2012.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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John Terry dismissed newspaper rumours of a move to the Chinese football League

"Full of bloody foreigners there innit"

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Big Ben chimes in the new year at Midnight

Police confirm that the attempted #OccupyBigBen coup arranged by twitter users had been thwarted.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Rihanna forgets bra for big New Years Eve party

In fact, it's been 'missing' for over a month and I refuse to give it back.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Government orders review of breast implant risks

The Health Minister has promised he will personally takes a 'hands-on role' in the investigation.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Coronation St actor Michael Le Vell cleared of child sex allegations

The fashion police still want to ask him questions relating to that 'tache for most of the 80s and 90s.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Kylie Minogue has decade's most played record

Coincidentally she also had the decade's most viewed hotpants on You Tube.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Luis Suarez evidence to FA deemed 'unreliable'

Has he hired Piers Morgan as his media advisor?

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Andy Murray Appoints Ivan Lendl as new coach

Nearly man appoints Never Man.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Spoof News Writer Reveals Shock Start to 2012

"I've managed to go a whole 24 hours without looking at the dail Mail website - but I was intoxicated arse up in a dustbin for 14 of those hours"

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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BBC is 'pro coalition' say Labour Party Officials

BBC spokesman hit back saying "With 20% cuts scheduled across the network we will soon be semi-pro the coalition"

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Media speculate whether Rupert Murdoch will write his own tweets

Well he had to redeploy the News of The World journo's somehow.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Rupert Murdoch has joined Twitter

His wife Wendi Deng has also joined to defend him from attempts to throw tweety pies in his face.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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30 Years of Wearing an earpiece for tv has made me deaf says Anne Diamond

Producers have now agreed a policy of throwing tomatoes with notes attached at her.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Gloria Allred Is Always Looking For The Dollar $ign$

Famed attorney Gloria Allred was asked what her wish for the New Year is. She grinned and said to please, please, please get a phone call from Vane$$a Bryant.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Willie Nelson Is Still Making Them Funny Smelling Smoke Signals

Willie Nelson was asked what his New Year's resolution for 2012 is. He replied that he'll cross that bridge when he gets to it.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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The Mathematically Gifted Paris Hilton Has Spoken (Again)

Paris Hilton has stated that her number one New Year's resolution is to find a way to raise her IQ from the low 70s to at least somewhere up in the high 60s.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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LeAnn Rimes Is Not Happy With Her Weight

LeAnn Rimes has vowed to lose even more weight so that her husband can carry her around in his shirt pocket.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Hank Williams Jr. Has Got The Right Idea

Hank Williams Jr., has said that his New Year's resolution is to self-impose a four-second word delay in his mouth.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Nicole Scherzinger Says She Will Definitely Make The Effort

Nicole Scherzinger says that her New Year's resolution is to stop using so much spray on tanning spray because people are starting to call her the female George Hamilton.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Donald Trump Is Not A Happy Billionaire Camper

Donald Trump's New Year's resolution is to ignore the hair haters and to do his best to kick every GOP presidential hopeful's arrogant, Trump Debate-ignoring ass.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Vice-President Joe Biden Has Two New Year's Resolutions

Vice-President Joe Biden has said that he has two New Year's resolutions for 2012. The first is to cut back on his six-burger-a-day habit and his second is to get more involved in government issues.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 January 2012
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Andrew Lloyd Webber predicts a 'bloodbath' in London theatres during 2012

I'm sure the Spice Girl musical won't be that bad.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Quiet News Day as 2012 Begins

Turns out even Terrorists, Murderers and Rioters have a day off to celebrate the new year.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Duke of Edinburgh applauded on walk to church

Onlookers remarked they were just getting practise for when the coffin passes.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Long Lost wedding ring turns up on carrot after 16 years

Even more amazing in this day and age, the couple are STILL happily married.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Merkel and Sarcozy in You Tube Hit

The spoof newsroom team logged on to have a look, but sadly they never explained where all the money went.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Detoxing in January is futile, says liver charity

And resistance to detoxing is futile too. Eventually.

written by radiogagger, 01 January 2012
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Nick Clegg runs up £1million bill on spin doctors and advisers!

Did they advice him that a political marriage with the nepotist Cameron would be bad for his and his parties political health?

written by Inchcock, 01 January 2012
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Archbishop of Canterbury blasted for comparing rioters and bankers!

A minister hit out at the Archbishop of Canterbury yesterday for comparing City bankers to the rioters who tore apart Britain's cities over the summer.

"I like his style!"

written by Inchcock, 01 January 2012
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Kids bored with new toys in record time

Harfold State College released a study today that supports the notion that kids were already climbing-the-walls bored with new toys by 2 pm Christmas day. This beats the old mark of 2:21 set in 2010.

written by Lyndon, 01 January 2012
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'Iraq Day' signifies U.S. search for new reason to invade Iraq

Iraqi Prime Minister al-Maliki declared Saturday "Iraq Day" to mark the end of a U.S. presence in his country. The U.S. is currently drumming up another reason to declare another "Re-visit Iraq Day."

written by Lyndon, 01 January 2012
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