Republicans Taking The Country Back
Republicans insist they want to take the country back. Back? Back where? Guys, clocks run forward. Rockets move forward. Science take society forward. Get with the program.
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Sir Alf Ramsey favourite to take over England!
It's possible that the FA will recall the embalmed body of Sir Alf Ramsey to oversee the English preperations for Euro 2012. Any "mummy" is better than what's available now apart from Gus!
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Councils Prepare to Implement Sharia Law
Councils in Cambridgeshire, Enfield and Chiswick are preparing to implement sharia law, using "health and safety" rules as an excuse. An excuse to BEHEAD snowmen.
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Capello's translator sacked!
The FA are glad Capello walked, it was cheaper that way and now they've sacked his translator, even cheaper; he received £2,50 compensation!
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Man Found To Be Suffering From Rare "Posh" Tourettes
When questioned he replied "You're all a load of flipping flippers and jolly bad eggs and deserve roasting in front of an open fire! HUZZAH HUZZAH FUCK!
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The Greeks Have a Word for it.
H E L P
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Man United boss Fergie goes gangster with two fingered salute
Or is it the quickest way to get served in a Glasgow pub?
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David Beckham says you only need 3 real friends in life
Gary Neville, Phil Neville and Neville Neville?
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Kanye West wants to be the next Michael Jackson
'Quick, someone get Dr Murray'
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Newcastle boss Pardew rules himself out of race to replace Capello
Damn, lets hope the FA have a plan B...
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Bolivian comedians not funny
Bolivian comedians have been identified as a threat to their country's national security. As such, the ruling junta has rounded them up and placed them in prison awaiting trial. Hell yeah, no joke.
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4 inches of snowfall to blanket Britain!
Snow return: Britain braced for 4 inches of snowfall as big freeze intensifies.
"Shit!"
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Nottingham couple win £45m on EuroMillions lottery!
£45,160,170.50!!!
"I'm so, so glad for them!"
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David Cameron: Coalition will force NHS bill on to statute book!
"Well fancy that!"
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Channel 4's Time Team to Be Renamed
Following a reshuffle of presenters, Channel 4's archaeology program, Time Team, is to be renamed "The End of Time Team
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McDonald's McNugget Sales Down By 50% Last Quarter
In an effort to boost sales of the once popular McNugget, McDonald's has spent nearly $100,000 in the development of their new Tuna Flavored Dipping Sauce.
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Why you should love your Big Bottom!
Why you should love your...Big Bottom: The physical flaws that are good for your health!
Daily Mail: Love your Big Bottom!
"Fat comes in good and bad forms!"
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Classic Ferrari 1963 model becomes most expensive car ever sold in Britain
A classic Ferrari has become the most expensive car ever sold in Britain - changing hands for a staggering £20.2m
"Well, with Rail fares ever rising?"
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1000's of ankle-snappers start school without potty training!
1000's of children start school without being toilet trained with rising number still in nappies.
Daily Mail
"Well: Hundreds of MPs start in Parliament without morals!"
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