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Turkey tells Greece to "F++k off"!

Turkey have diplomatically told their arch enemies, Greece, to "F++k off", go bust and drown in the Aegean sea because they want their place! True love never dies!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2012
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Kenny Daiglish substitutes pussy Carroll with a "real pussy"!

Andy Carroll, second biggest loser in the Premier League, (Torres Nr 1) was replaced with a real pussy who got nearer the Spurs goal than the other pussy did all night. It was a tail of 2 pussies!

written by Jaggedone, 07 February 2012
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Celtic manager Neil Lennon delighted to reach final.

Imagine...

written by radiogagger, 07 February 2012
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UK Jails are close to full!

Justice Secretary, and alcohlic Ken Clarke last night warned jails could soon run out of space - as the prison population reached 89,927.

"Well build more then, use the bankers bonus money!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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National Tanning Salon Chain - Going Green

Sun Tan City, a tanning salon chain has installed solar voltaic panels on the roofs of all their salons. A spokesman says, "Now we are truly harnessing the power of the sun in our tanning machines."

written by Jack Goff, 07 February 2012
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Man U boss Fergie explains comeback v Chelsea

'We thought we were playing spurs - we always used to give them a few goal start before coming back to win'

written by radiogagger, 07 February 2012
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Queen celebrate 60 years as Monarch

THE Queen celebrated 60 years as monarch yesterday by watching children perform The Time Warp.

"I've just celebrated 65 years of impecuniousness wondering how to pay off my electricity bill!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Co-op gets 64,000 job applications for 400 posts

Co-operative Group has received a staggering 64,000 inquiries for 400 apprenticeship posts.

"Nothing surprising about that nowadays in Cameronland... I mean England!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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£23.3million annual bill for translators in the NHS

Taxpayers are footing a £23.3million annual bill, £64,000 a day, for translators in the NHS, it was revealed yesterday.

"That's all right then, just as long as we know!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Could the Lib Dems change sides?

Will the coalition break up? Could the Lib Dems change sides?

Guardian blog

"That would be interesting!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Maria Miller, a minister in the DWP, has claimed that there's no job shortage!

Conservative minister in the DWP said that the UK does not have "a shortage of jobs", but unemployed people lack the skills that they need.

"There you are then, if a Tory says it, it must be true!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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7th Feb 2011: UK Voting Intention Poll

Conservatives 41%
Labour 40%
Lib-Dems 8%
Others 11%

"If Labour can't lead now - will they ever?"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Top Totty brand of beer is banned from Parliament

Top Totty was banned from a Parliamentary bar today because its pump plate featuring a half-naked lady.

"I suppose Willie Hague would have preferred a half-naked man?"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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6,000 Council House Tenants earning more than £100,000

15,000 tenants in social housing even though they have household incomes of more than £80,000 - with 6,000 earning more than £100,000.

Just thought you'd like to know!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Cameron - Youths Jobs Vow

David Cameron vows firms would be offered cash incentives to take on 40,000 extra trainees.

"Vows?... er VAT, NHS, pensions, bank bonuses, expense fiddling???? - Cameron vows indeed, my arse!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Every MP is to get a trendy £500 iPad - funded by the taxpayer

Parliament bosses want to splash out over £250,000 on the Apple gadgets after 16 MPs who tested them said they helped with their Parliamentary duties and would cut paper costs.

"What a load of <@**:'s!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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French president attacks Britain for "having no industry"

Cameron replied: "Well, we have Peugeot, Honda, and Toyota factories.. and er..."

"Nuff said!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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1932: Stalin kills 20 million ethic Russians, more than the Germans did in WW2!

Just a reminder.

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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Cameron wants more patients at the dentist!

Minsters will unveil plans today to get a million extra patients signed up with an NHS dentist.

"In readiness no doubt for when they are all privatised!"

written by Inchcock, 07 February 2012
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The Invisible Man Sues Superman

The Invisible Man is suing Superman after he allegedly burned his clothes of with his laser eyes. The Invisible Man claims to suffer from emotional trauma after being left in public completely naked.

written by Jack Goff, 07 February 2012
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