Order by:
Rating:

Rev Ian Paisley in hospital after 'heart attack'

He has a heart?

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Denise Welch announces split from husband

"Form an orderly queue lads - i'll get to ya as soon as I can"

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Nascar: DRIVE4COPD 300 - Race Cars To Be Replaced By Turtles

The 120 lap 300 mile race at Daytona is to be held 2/25/2012. Race completion and winner suspected to be announced sometime in 2014. Kyle Busch protested by crying and holding his breath.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Police To Start Using A New Less Than Less Lethal Weapon

Due to accusations of police brutality cops are now equipped with turkey feathers. Tests have shown that criminals if tickled submit to officers because they can't breath through their laughter.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Mentos And Diet Coke - Lockheed Martin Colaboration

F-22s are now going green. They will no longer contribute to climate change because their engines are being replaced with large Coke bottles. To throttle up the pilot releases mentos into the bottle.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Disney To Build A Roller Coaster To Mimic The US National Debt

Disney has hired Stengel Engineering to design a coaster to educate park visitors on the size of the National Debt. Skeptics say the ride won't be any fun being that it only goes and never comes down.

written by Jack Goff, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Iran ban The Simpsons!

Iran have banned The Simpsons because they're too western and pornographic, they prefer transmitting hours of live televised prayers from Mecca, it's healthier for the mind!

written by Jaggedone, 06 February 2012
Rating:

That will be Two Bristols, please

Bristol are launching their own currency, with the backing of the council and a credit union.

The "Bristol Pound" will be printed in notes, and also traded electronically.

written by Exislanda, 06 February 2012
Rating:

HRH.

The Queen celebrates 60 year on the Throne.....proudly sponsored by Andrex......."you go gal!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Sir Alex Ferguson criticises assistant ref after Man Utd draw

"His name is Darren Cann - but it should be Darren Cannot"

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Katy Perry's life may become Hollywood film.

Who will play Russel Brand? Adam Sandler maybe?

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

TV-reared children are unable to read Charles Dickens, says author.

'Charles who? is he on twitter then?'

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Supreme Court joins Twitter

No news yet on the Diana Ross court

written by radiogagger, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Superbowl XLVI reminds folks that no one can read Roman numerals any more

In a country where XL can only be found on the tag of someone's shirt, another Superbowl came and went with fans everywhere wondering what the hell all those letters after "Superbowl" meant.

written by Lyndon, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Gems and Opals

Police recovered a small sock containing a couple of stolen gems and opals belonging to an Arab gentlemen. "We exchanged them at a pawn shop for a lovely sum of money" said Private Constable Plod.

written by whatinthe world, 06 February 2012
Rating:

Cathedral verger groped married woman's breasts!

Cathedral verger 'groped married woman's breasts shortly before service was due to start'

Daily Mail - Groping verger

Must have been short on Choirboys that day?

written by Inchcock, 06 February 2012
Rating:

US man charged with eating brains of his homeless murder victim

A US man charged with hacking a homeless man to death with an axe and eating his brain was ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

"Bet he gets compensation if he catches Huntington's Disease!"

written by Inchcock, 06 February 2012
« Jan 2012 February 2012 Mar 2012 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
28
2nd
61
3rd
17
4th
29
5th
33
6th
17
7th
20
8th
21
9th
19
10th
20
11th
24
12th
22
13th
13
14th
34
15th
57
16th
69
17th
60
18th
54
19th
34
20th
84
21st
59
22nd
64
23rd
51
24th
45
25th
52
26th
46
27th
52
28th
62
29th
46
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 5 plus 1?

5 14 20 6


Go to top ^