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Dolly Parton to make millions from Whitney Houston effect *

"Whitney I Will Always Love You".

* And she means it! Dolly Parton wrote the song and Whitney recorded it.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Spotify: 1 million plays, £108 return *

Get Rich slowly.

* That's what Lady Gaga earned last year from fans listening to 'Poker Face' via spotify.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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FA defends changing England kit after just EIGHT games

"It was getting a bit smelly"

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Short Cut becomes so popular its no longer the short cut

Busier than the normal route.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Patrice Evra rested for Man United Europa lge tie v Ajax

Well he did celebrate rather a lot on saturday v Liverpool...

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Wayne Rooney buys a horse

Well at least this time he's out in the open about it!

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Britain's Fat Woman

Britain's fattest woman weighs 40STONE and is so big she hasn't been outside in FOUR years. Daughter uses her thong to hang up her own laundry.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Lead In Lipstick

Consumer report today stated that not only was there lead in a lot of lipsticks, but that wearing a brand with lead when sticking your tongue to a frozen flagpole could be fatal!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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The Show Ain't over 'Til the Fat Man Sings!

Former deputy prime minister, John Prescott, has burst into song with "I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter." To celebrate the success of reaching 100,000 anti-NHS bill petitions.

written by IN SEINE, 16 February 2012
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Occupy Group Upset

Old Stoner gets kicked out of "Occupy Group" after repeatedly printing signs that say "Hell No,We Won't Go!".

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Al-Qaida Leader Killed

Senior al-Qaida leader in Yemen has been killed. Two Freshmen leaders and one Sophomore leader injured.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Airport Security Down

Although passengers are searched carefully at most airports, apparently their luggage is not. Let us hope that no terrorists are reading these round-the-world news reports. Mums the wife....word.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Ratings Week Coming Up!

Both The Cartoon Network and The Wrestling Channel plan to do a special on Whitney Houston next week.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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South American mafia infiltrate English soccer!

Tevez and Suarez (and others) are just puppets of the South American mafia. English clubs are dancing to their tunes and paying them millions of bucks; sick Premier league, ole!

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2012
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USPO To Cut More Jobs!

After announcing that they had lost another billion dollars last month, U S Postal authorities have decided to cut more jobs by refusing to call police during any future disturbances between workers.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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UN Discusses Iran Nukes

The United Nations say that if Iran doesn't ditch it's nukes soon, they will begin "Project Isolation"... which is a much better title than "Project World War III".

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Ron Paul In Michigan

GOP presidential candidate, Ron Paul, says he wants to place the US back on the gold standard..especially that from Acapulco!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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US Unemployment Numbers Down!

United States jobless numbers fall as more "Occupy" people hired to harass political opponents during conventions.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Greek Austerity Begins

Greek OK's austerity measures! Among them, Greek military leaders will have to begin paying for their own boy.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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News From Arkansas

Local couple, who have lived and worked together in home beauty salon for 40 years, announced yesterday that they were gay.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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China After California?

Insiders say that one thing the President talked to the China VP about was China purchasing California. However, Mr. Obama stated that Mexico always had first dibs.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Changes At Apple

Apple vows to improve working conditions at overseas factories. "We're updating our Core Values", says CEO, Tim Cook.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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History Channel Tribute

The History Channel to do a special tonight on Whitney Houston entitled, "Whitney Houston Is History!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Actress Chloe Sevigny slams Manchester

"I'm not Mad for it"

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Afghan president Karzai: Talks With Taliban Have Begun

'So hows the weather over there?'

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Rick Santorum Releases Tax Documents

Adjusted earnings:
'About $659,000 in 2007, $952,000 in 2008,
$1.1 million in 2009, and about $923,000 in 2010.

Will America vote for someone so poor?

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Sun paid Met Police officials 'over £10k a year'

'Congratulations you have won The Sun bingo - here is your prize'

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Bill Clinton for World Bank president?

No news yet on the interns...

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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World Bank Head To Step Down!.

Still claims that having huge head has not hurt his work any.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Big Hearted Husbands

For Valentines Day, over 2,000 U.S. husbands bought their wives a free trip on an Italian Cruise Ship! Over 900 also paid for their mother-in-laws to go with them.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Thief Surrenders To Police

A Minnesota man was arrested for stealing up to $25,000 worth of laundry detergent. He tells police officers at Duluth station where he gave himself up that he had decided to come clean.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Last FEMA trailer exits New Orleans!

Hundreds will now be rounded up and donated to poor American families to bury and use for septic tanks.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Francis Denies Brawl

Stacy Francis Denies Getting Into Brawl with Whitney Houston! Asks reporters: "How you gonna fight with a dead woman?"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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"To Your Hoses, Men!"

In Kentucky, a dozen firefighters have been arrested for indecent exposure after water runs out just before fire finally under control.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Trade War Ahead?

United States accuses China of selling counterfeit Studebakers!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Iran Got Nukes Ready?

Western countries even more concerned about a nuclear Iran after Ahmadinejad announces "Today, I'm happier than a tom cat with three peckers!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Underwear Bomber Apologizes

Underwear bomber faces sentencing! Apologizes to judge, jury and his victims, over 100 eunuchs.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Wal-Mart Winning By Going Back To Basics!

New Commercial: "Come back to Wal-Mart. We have the best choice in dry goods, fertilizer, horse shoes, a dozen different pickles from the pickle barrel and 100-pound sacks of taters!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Tina Turner Not Dead

Tina Turner upset because of people thinking that she has died. "That was Whitney Houston", she told reporters today. "I'm still here, despite Ike's best efforts."

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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British man gives birth

That must have been painful.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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UK unemployment rate at 16-year high

in remarkably similar news, the UK employment rate is at a 16 year low.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Iran cuts oil supply to six EU countries

Sounds like Iran have been reading Moody's credit ratings...

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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David Cameron tells Scots 'We are better together'

I reckon he's a secret Irn bru drinker.

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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Rihanna invites Chris Brown to birthday party...

Three years after he was arrested for domestic violence against her.
If Lady Gaga was 'Born This Way' maybe Riri was just 'Born This Stupid'??

written by radiogagger, 16 February 2012
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AC Milan 4 Arsene's bunch 0!

Maybe it is better that United are in Amsterdam tonight! English footie needs a reality check!

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2012
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£438,000 to rent trees for the MP's office block!

"I could think of a good idea to put one of the trees to good use, let Cameron bond with it... anyone got any rope?"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Killer whale spotted off Norfolk Coast!

"Probably after the poor illegal immigrants in the rowing boats!"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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David Cameron promises to tackle Alcohol Abuse!

"Promises?... Cameron?... huh!"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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100's die in Honduras prison blaze

356 prisoners were feared dead in a prison blaze last night - many burned alive in their cells because fire crews could not find the keys.

"Ah well,,,"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Wayne Rooney buys £63,000 racehorse

Makes a change for him, from buying £1000 do high-class nags?

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Chocalate Factory Explosion

sends three Oompa Loompa to hospital

written by Adam Click, 16 February 2012
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'Broke' HSBC worker told to repay £59 of £1million fraud

Eliasia Ho-Shing was told to raise the cash by selling her broken down car for scrap after a confiscation hearing learned she was broke.

"Amazing innit!"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Kate Middleton receives Valentine's Day cupcake from admirer aged eight

"Well, that puts terrorism, war, murders, muggings, starvation, cancer, and riots off the front pages?"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Mugging victim fined!

A mugging victim was fined for smoking in the park when lighting up after she had been mugged in Nottingham.

The fine was later rescinded though.

"Caring lot in Nottingham aren't they?"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Council spends £5,180 on bus stop where there is no bus service!

Officials shelled out £1,800 demolishing the old shelter and £2,800 putting up a new one, before residents pointed out the mistake!

Durham, Durham... Durham Durham Durham...

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Romney Problems before Primaries

Tri-County Times stringer Tug, tussled with Mitt's son Tagg, who was with Palin's son Track, at The Teabagger, Tebowing anyone who was interested. [Stay tuned]

written by JAB, 16 February 2012
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Russell Brand with Mystery Dog

Still troubled over ex-wife Katy Perry, Brand was seen with a Bichon Frise, which looked like, Firework, humping his leg, outside Club L early Thursday morning.

written by JAB, 16 February 2012
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New Steak added to Ruth Chris Menu

"Due to popular demand we are adding the Tebow steak to our menu, it's a cut, just above the knee," said a spokesman for the popular steakhouse

written by JAB, 16 February 2012
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Santorum accused of trying to out-shout Occupy Protesters

In Washington state earlier this week, Rick Santorum unsuccessfully tried to shout over the cries of Occupy protesters. Said one protester, "Remind me why he thinks we give a shit about his campaign."

written by Lyndon, 16 February 2012
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Cheeshead Fed Up!

The Governor of Wisconsin threatens to call Brett Favre back to quarterback Green Bay unless Occupy Protesters leave his backyard!

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Mystery Disease Kills Thousands

Doctors can't say how many thousands but "We'll give it top priority once we find out exactly where it is!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Smokehouse Blaze 'Best Smelling Fire We've Seen': Firefighters

"We had to stop twice and go to Denny's Breakfast 'Big Old Bucket of Eggs & Meat!' "

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Woman Admits Attempted Murder

Woman Sentenced For Spiking Utah Man's Smoothie With Antifreeze! "I wanted him to die like a dog!"

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Finally, Some Good News!

In prostate cancer, other death risks may be higher. So I wouldn't worry too much about dying from the prostate thing.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Latest On Mena Suvari Divorce

Mena Suvari on Her Divorce: "I'm Really, Finally, Absolutely Fully Content! ......Well, maybe still a tad pissed."

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Driver Bouldered Over

Driver survives a 20-ton boulder that fell on car roof. "Tis a good thing I warrent in it", says Arkansas pig farmer.

written by Bureau, 16 February 2012
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Yellow second hand cars 'most likely to be defective!'

Some of the best-known examples of yellow vehicles, such as Mr Bean's Mini and Del Trotter's Reliant van, do little to contradict the theory.

The safest buy was orange.

"Well fancy that!"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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TV Advert for dogs takes a bow-wow!

The one-minute clip advertising dog food contains high frequency noises above 17,000 Hertz - which can only be heard by man's best friend!

"What will they do for Snake food food adverts?

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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Los Angeles Drive-through funeral parlour

The Robert L. Adams drive-through funeral home first opened in 1974 and is only one of a handful in the US, which also gave the world drive-through restaurants and banks.

"Well what next?"

written by Inchcock, 16 February 2012
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