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Whitney Houston,RIP

In a tribute to the passing of Whitney Houston, spacecraft commentary will now be "Whitney, Houston" --- replacing the familiar "Roger, Houston"

written by JAB, 12 February 2012
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NHS reforms: David Cameron says he is 'at one' with Andrew Lansley

"Hello... shades of a Willie Hague affair coming on?"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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Virus-carrying mosquito returns to UK after 67 years

Mosquitos capable of spreading a potentially deadly virus have been found in Britain for the first time since 1945.

"The little varmints!"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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8 arrests as Murdoch 'throws staff to the wolves'

Well someone has to cover the relegation clash v WBA at Molineux.

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Usher ex-wife demands $50,000 to keep quiet.

From Mrs Usher to Miss Shush(er)...

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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RBS bankers arrested in tax probe.

A spokesman for the police said "They will be charged as soon as we clear out backlog of journalists, politicians and footballers".

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Actress Hayley Atwell accuses Baftas of sexism

She's refusing to shake hands with any men at the BAFTA FILM AWARDS.

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Murdoch faces fresh crisis as key Sun journalists arrested

Tomorrows copy will contain 2 pages of news, page 3, 2 pages of sport, 2 pages of tv and 57 pages of Murdochs tweets, in very large fonts.

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Daily Star gagged by Conservative MP

Hard to believe, but apparently the Daily Star were actually going to print a news story!!

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Tim Vine wins joke of the year for gag about Conjunctivitis

I didn't see that coming.

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Michelle Obama spotted shopping at Agent Provocateur

In unrelated news President Obama has booked the day off for February 14th.

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Gary Lineker to buy wife crisps for Valentine Day

He hasn't completely spoiled the surprise by revealing which flavours..

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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James Corden vows to beat his Cornetto addiction

"Just one more cornetto? oh go on then give it to me"

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Bin Laden told his children 'Go to America and live in peace'

Good luck with that..

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Southwark Council is paying a private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiries.

"Can you believe it?"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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Handy-man Suarez refuses to wipe his bum clean!

A Uruguayan ignoramus acting like a moron yesterday refused to offer his filthy hand to Evra who he racially abused. His excuse was, he forgot to wash it after wiping his bum with it; shit head!

written by Jaggedone, 12 February 2012
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Whitney Houston

Seriel drug snorter and punchbag Whitney Houston found dead, Simon Cashcow devastated as he was hoping to get her on the cheap as a judge for X-Factor.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 February 2012
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Whitney Houston found dead in LA hotel.

Very sad. Where was Kevin Costner (The Bodyguard) when she needed him?

written by radiogagger, 12 February 2012
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Vauxhall £185 million loss - Plant Closure next?

Vauxhall may have to close its plant in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, where it employs about 2,100.

"Let's pray they don't have to - please!"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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If Argentina had waited a few weeks - they would have captured the Falklands!

Britain would not have been able to reclaim the Falklands in 1982 had Argentina waited a few more months to attack, due to planned cuts to our Navy.

"Will somebody please pass this on to Cameron?"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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David Beckham has revealed he only has three true friends!

Still, he has got his £128million fortune to pal around with!

"Bless him!"

written by Inchcock, 12 February 2012
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President Obama On Board Air Force 1 - Heading To Beverly Hills

Whitney Houston died in the Beverly Hill hotel, suspected cause of death is a drug overdose. Obama reportedly going to put his hands on her and bring her back to life. The Catholic Pope has doubts.

written by Jack Goff, 12 February 2012
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