Whitney Houston,RIP
In a tribute to the passing of Whitney Houston, spacecraft commentary will now be "Whitney, Houston" --- replacing the familiar "Roger, Houston"
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JAB, 12 February 2012
NHS reforms: David Cameron says he is 'at one' with Andrew Lansley
"Hello... shades of a Willie Hague affair coming on?"
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Virus-carrying mosquito returns to UK after 67 years
Mosquitos capable of spreading a potentially deadly virus have been found in Britain for the first time since 1945.
"The little varmints!"
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8 arrests as Murdoch 'throws staff to the wolves'
Well someone has to cover the relegation clash v WBA at Molineux.
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Usher ex-wife demands $50,000 to keep quiet.
From Mrs Usher to Miss Shush(er)...
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RBS bankers arrested in tax probe.
A spokesman for the police said "They will be charged as soon as we clear out backlog of journalists, politicians and footballers".
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Actress Hayley Atwell accuses Baftas of sexism
She's refusing to shake hands with any men at the BAFTA FILM AWARDS.
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Murdoch faces fresh crisis as key Sun journalists arrested
Tomorrows copy will contain 2 pages of news, page 3, 2 pages of sport, 2 pages of tv and 57 pages of Murdochs tweets, in very large fonts.
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Daily Star gagged by Conservative MP
Hard to believe, but apparently the Daily Star were actually going to print a news story!!
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Tim Vine wins joke of the year for gag about Conjunctivitis
I didn't see that coming.
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Michelle Obama spotted shopping at Agent Provocateur
In unrelated news President Obama has booked the day off for February 14th.
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Gary Lineker to buy wife crisps for Valentine Day
He hasn't completely spoiled the surprise by revealing which flavours..
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James Corden vows to beat his Cornetto addiction
"Just one more cornetto? oh go on then give it to me"
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Bin Laden told his children 'Go to America and live in peace'
Good luck with that..
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Southwark Council is paying a private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiries.
"Can you believe it?"
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Handy-man Suarez refuses to wipe his bum clean!
A Uruguayan ignoramus acting like a moron yesterday refused to offer his filthy hand to Evra who he racially abused. His excuse was, he forgot to wash it after wiping his bum with it; shit head!
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Whitney Houston
Seriel drug snorter and punchbag Whitney Houston found dead, Simon Cashcow devastated as he was hoping to get her on the cheap as a judge for X-Factor.
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Whitney Houston found dead in LA hotel.
Very sad. Where was Kevin Costner (The Bodyguard) when she needed him?
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Vauxhall £185 million loss - Plant Closure next?
Vauxhall may have to close its plant in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, where it employs about 2,100.
"Let's pray they don't have to - please!"
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If Argentina had waited a few weeks - they would have captured the Falklands!
Britain would not have been able to reclaim the Falklands in 1982 had Argentina waited a few more months to attack, due to planned cuts to our Navy.
"Will somebody please pass this on to Cameron?"
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David Beckham has revealed he only has three true friends!
Still, he has got his £128million fortune to pal around with!
"Bless him!"
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President Obama On Board Air Force 1 - Heading To Beverly Hills
Whitney Houston died in the Beverly Hill hotel, suspected cause of death is a drug overdose. Obama reportedly going to put his hands on her and bring her back to life. The Catholic Pope has doubts.
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