Spoof news snippets from Sunday 9 December 2012
Pope to hold Mass on top of the flat topped mount Pic de Bugarach, France on 21st December
"Better safe than sorry," His Holiness tells us
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
Whitney Houston died hours after being asked to judge X Factor
Cheryl Cole: "Personally I think she made the right decision."
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable
Akin to throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
Egg and Chicken ordered through Royal Mail
We'll never know
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
'50 Shades of Grey' now available in Braille
Free lessons for blind women on how to read with only their left hand
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
RIP Patrick Moore
Always an eye on the stars, and one on the camera
written by ExiledRoyal, 09 December 2012
Batteries needed for vibrators!
After 30 years of marriage a couple attempting to have a steamy sex session decided to use a vibrator unfortunately the thing didn't have batteries and left her cold insted of hot and spicy!
written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2012