Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 5 December 2012
Prince Philip puts his foot in it again
"A slightly unconventional way to stop Kate vomiting but effective all the same." a nurse told an Australian radio host who was pretending to be Prince Charles.
Royal Mail falls short of its delivery targets
How fucking difficult can it be? Just keep going all the way up the path.
Most people get what's coming to them
say Royal Mail ressuringly
Royal Wedding available on YouTube
Royal Conception now available on RedTube
Van Helsing:2
Well done Mr Osborne, I reckon you might have just hammered the last nail into the UK economies coffin after that Autumn Statement,watch the High Street vanish before your very eyes...roll on 2013!
Balotelli, booed by BVB boo boys!
This time he was innocent; Super Mario didn't deserve to be booed off by the BVB boo boys! His shameful, pitiful, money grabbing Man city team mates deserved the Blitzkrieg not Balotelli!
"I'm Dreaming of a......"
Depressed Norfolk Tory council boss shoots wife then himself....any chance Do-nothing-Dave might do us all a favour?
The Turning Of The Proverbial
Autumn Statement day..Osborne tightens the screw....allied to the upcoming snow as predicted, then we are heading for the 'almost' perfect Dickensian Christmas...cue the kid with crutches!
Who are you, oo-oo-oo-oo?
EuroMillions jackpot winner still unknown...."and I'll stay that way you bastards!'
New Tazer App.
In the lastest "lawsuit waiting to happen" news, Zappit Inc. has just unveiled their new Tazer App, just in time for the holidays. Better hope you don't pocket dial yourself when this baby is on!