Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 26 December 2012
Thunderbirds are gone
Gerry Anderson's will has announced that he is to be buried, and the coffin is lowered on visible strings to the tune of the Thunderbirds. "That's proper respectful that is," said the Vicar. RIP Gerry
BBC Portray Alfred Hitchcock As Sexual Predator
The BBC are being criticised as they portray Alfred Hitchcock as a sexual predator - at the same time, TheSpoof.co.uk made no comment about INCHCOCK
Abbey Road
In the 60's during the British invasion of the US when John Lennon used to hang outwith David Peel and the Lower Eastside, Where Clinton's problem was to never inhale & Browns was to never exhale ?
Santa in trouble again
A man claiming to be Santa Claus has accepted responsibility for an outbreak of venereal disease in a small village in Iceland. Instead of delivering presents he delivered the clap. Oh what a crisis!
Rail commuters advised to 'go with the flow'
Commuters are currently reminded that they require a valid ticket to travel, and a 'one width' swimming certificate (laminated if possible).
Petition calls for Piers Morgan to be deported from US
Oi! We don't want him back over here!
Chelsea 8 Aston Villa 0
The matchday announcer at Stamford Bridge has asked for a Christmas bonus and pay increase because of the extra work involved v Aston Villa.
Oceans rising at alarming rate--Santa will need a jet ski next year
With the polar ice cap melting at highest rate in history, Santa and his elves will have less livable area next year. Snowmobiles may need to give way to jet skis. "I'm such a misfit," said one elf.