Spoof news snippets from Friday 21 December 2012
NRA's LaPierre Proposes Deal
America puts armed guards into schools so we can keep putting guns into the hands of the people that shoot up those schools.
"Are you a breast or leg man, cobber?"
Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day as they may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive.
"Oi, pass the staple gun Fred!"
The wicked witch Maggie Thatcher undergoes surgery....surgeons spend hours looking for her heart without success!
Santa Strikes Syria Off His List (Don't read this if you live in Syria with small children around you)
The North Pole - Santa announced on Friday that he will be steering well clear of Syria this year, siting the danger he felt of having a target on his back, by being a symbol of Christianity.
December 2012 Prophecy Was Correct!
Experts now believe the Mayan prophecy about a large comet-like planet being linked to the end of time in December 2012 referred to this week's closure of Comet's remaining electrical retail stores.
NASA Correctly Predicts The Non-End Of The World
Thousands of New Age believers converged on Cape Canaveral today to worship the rockets and lay offerings on the launch pads. 'They're still missing the point,' said a NASA spokeswoman.