Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 12 December 2012
Mike Tyson is not having a sex-change op!
An African spoof site has reported that ex-ear biter and boxer, Mike Tyson, is having a sex-change op! It's not true; he's just feeling his feminine side and she bites big-time too!
Only in the UK!
Adding to the semingly endless: "You could not make it up's"...West Midlands Police are sending personalised Christmas cards to criminals 'warning' them to stay away from a life of crime!
"You dirty rat!"
Rat catchers are asking for permission to use stronger poisons to deal with the current plague of 'super rats'...surley it's more cost effective to hold a snap General Election?
Poptarts?
Jimmy Savile: Cops say more than 500 'victims' have come forward...how did he ever find time to host TOTP's?
Gizza job?
According to 'Government' figures youth unemployment has dropped by 72,000 during last quarter...."duck, here come some more flying pigs!"
You Don't Live Twice!
Nurse in 'hoax call' debacle was found hanging but not quite dead.....bit of a botched job by MI6 surely, next time send 007 not 001?