Spoof news snippets from Monday 10 December 2012
Wayne Rooney goes to Dubai for his birthday
I saved up for that all day, he says
Wayne Rooney's new video game out now
BA attempt to shag Virgin!
BA have attempted to shag Virgin but Sir Richard Branson refuses to open his legs!
"You Rang M'Lud?"
So, lets get this straight, it's OK for a TV show, Fonejacker, to ring members of the public and wind them up...but if you do it to the Royal Mafia seemingly you are dead meat.....democracy UK style!
"It's a Puppet!"
James Arthur 'wins' X-Fixer December 2012......January 2013 James Arthur signs contract...at his local Jobcentre Plus!