Death Penalty - It's Back!
Courts, gallows and hangmen are to be prepared for any spectator uttering "In the hole" at any time during the upcoming Ryder Cup.
it is expected that victims will be large and from the USA.
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Avril Lavigne to Marry an Aardvark
The Sk8er boy singer is said to be thrilled with her engagement to the aardvark, who is famous for being the subject of the joke, "why the long face?" "because i'm in Nickelback"
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Asil Nadir sent to prison for stealing from his own company, Polly Peck
Don't let the system get you down Asil!
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Prince Harry does a Paris Hilton!
Photos of naked Prince Harry and his naked bird are flying over the internet. They have caused a sensation in the Royal Family because at last they have a Prince who can keep up their fine tradition!
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Baseball Bulletin
Big doings at New York's Citi Field tonight. The Mets are retiring Bernie Madoff's number. It's 162 million.
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