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New guiness world record

A man has set a record for drinking the most amount of alcohol in 1 minute. Clearly, he was Irish.

written by The Carlos Show, 13 August 2012
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Global Olympic reactions!

Germany; 1932 was "viel besser" ask Jessie Owens. Russia; Moscow much better, ask the Americans, they didn't bother! US: Los Angeles; much better than London, we even had James Bond flying like a tit!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2012
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Canary Islands hotting up!

The Canary Islands are hotting up, but it's not the volcano, just stupid people throwing their litter around!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2012
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Breivik could have been stopped!!

Breivik could have been stopped; try telling his victims that!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2012
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Australia to build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey!

Australia has had its gutful with illegal immigrants and will now build off-shore asylum homes in Guernsey! The reasons; Guernsey is tax-free, its far away and the Brits owe Australia a favour or two!

written by Jaggedone, 13 August 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 113

"The Stars Tell It All"

by

Horace Cope

written by IN SEINE, 13 August 2012
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Olympics in Rio

The Rio Olympics will be the cheapest ever, with the Brazilians promising to shave a considerable amount off the cost.

written by IainB, 13 August 2012
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Carlo Ancelotti is confident of landing Rooney!

As long as no-one explains to him that the Chelsea Pensioners are all blokes!

written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
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Man frees 17-pound lobster from restaurant!

A Connecticut man purchased a 17-pound lobster at a Waterford restaurant, then released the crustacean back into Long Island Sound.

"Bless him!"

written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
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Indonesian zoo moves orangutan to stop her smoking

Zookeepers have moved an orang-utan out of visitors' sight so she'll no longer smoke lit cigarettes people regularly throw into her cage!

"The little monkey!"

written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
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Man Charged After Alligator Eats His Hand!

Collier County Jail records show that Wallace Weatherholt, 63, has been charged with unlawfully feeding the alligator and has posted a $1,000 (£640) bond.

"That's handy!"

written by Inchcock, 13 August 2012
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