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Gingrich concedes Romney win, will plod ahead anyway to burn even more money

Newt Gingrich admits that Mitt Romney is the likely Republican nominee. However, like a good Republican, Newt will drive his finances deeper into the red. "We're only $4.5 million in the hole, right?"

written by Lyndon, 08 April 2012
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Arsenal 1 Manchester City 0 (Arteta 86mins)

Eight Two say it, but looks like Manchester United have the title all wrapped up now, being eight points clear of Man City.

written by radiogagger, 08 April 2012
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Band headline: number 99

EXTINCT ANIMALS MAY LOSE PROTECTION

written by IN SEINE, 08 April 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 98

INCLUDE YOUR CHILDREN WHEN BAKING COOKIES

written by IN SEINE, 08 April 2012
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Russel Brand in talks with BBC to present addiction documentary

The BBC have insisted he don't bring his mate Jonathan Ross along and he keeps away from leaving messages on answerphones...

written by radiogagger, 08 April 2012
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Boat race swimmer speaks out:

"I wasn't protesting - but with the price of petrol nowadays it's the cheapest transport option!"

written by radiogagger, 08 April 2012
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Kate Middleton Is 'Too Beautiful' To Paint According To Royal Artist

He had to say that - or it was off to the tower for him!

written by radiogagger, 08 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 14

"Girl With A Horn"

by

Claire Anne Nett

written by IN SEINE, 08 April 2012
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Lady GaGa falls in love with a British mercurial stud; Erskine Quint Esq!

Lady Gaga is madly in love with a figment of a madmans fantasy, his name Erskine Quint Esq. Lady loves Erskine because they are alike; crazy, sexy and she is also a figment of people's imagination!

written by Jaggedone, 08 April 2012
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Cheryl Cole to drop name Cole from future record releases

Well that explains why she wants to marry Prince Harry - she needs a new surname to avoid going back to Tweedy.

written by radiogagger, 08 April 2012
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Tea or Coffee for Brit's?

52% favour tea as the best hot drink
35% say they prefer coffee
11% like neither tea or coffee as their favourite hot drink
3% can't choose or "don't know"

"Has the UN been notified of this yet?"

written by Inchcock, 08 April 2012
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Gov.com: Red meat increases health risks

64% will not change eating habits after study reveals dangers of red meat consumption.

"That would be the 64% who can't afford it anyway?"

written by Inchcock, 08 April 2012
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Assisted Suicide - UK figures

48% would personally consider the option
23% would not consider assisted suicide an option
29% would prefer not to say

Assisted suicide is a criminal offence in England and Wales

"Might end my days in Scotland then!"

written by Inchcock, 08 April 2012
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