Still within firing range
When they find who orchestrated Walmart's campaign of bribery in Mexico, heads will roll at the country's largest employer. Oh, wait, that only applies for drug cartels, Mexico's 2nd largest employer.
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Where's Roland?
Giant rat caught and killed by Co. Durham Grandad....anyone seen David Cameron of late?
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Where's Roalnd?
Giant rat caught and killed by Co. Durham Grandad....anyone seen David Cameron of late?
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El Classico: Barcelona 1 Real Madrid 2
The Special One (player Messi) 0
The Special One (Manager Mourinho) 1
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It's the real thing!
A woman in Invercargill New Zealand has died after drinking 10 litres of Coca-Cola per day. Her habit 'may' have contributed to her death...May??????????
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Health & Safety bulldoze giant sandcastle!
Bulldozed just hours after it was finished - by health and safety chiefs.
The 100-ton structure had cost taxpayers £5,000 and taken a sand sculptor four days to construct.
Express photo
"Amazing!"
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Police baffled after mystery toilet appears in middle of the road!
Motorists forced to swerve around the grey and orange public inconvenience after it appeared overnight in the middle of a road Cluj-Napoca.
"And they say you can never find one when you need one!"
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Husband sees wife in Porn film online!
An Egyptian man who ventured online to watch his first pornographic film, was shocked to see that the leading lady was his own wife.
"Pharaoh enough I suppose!"
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Number of foreigners in work in Britain rose by 166,000
The number of foreigners in work in Britain rose by 166,000 last year while - bizarrely - the number of British-born workers in jobs fell by exactly 166,000.
"Well we let the Government allow it!"
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New documentary to follow News international investigation.
They haven't decided on the name yet, but it will be either 'The Only Way is Ethics' or Never Mind The Ethics'.
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'Slimming specs' make food look bigger
Quick, send a pair to Eammon Holmes.
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Jazz FM goes ad free for May Bank Holiday
Unfortunately, they'll still be playing jazz.
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One Direction still 'banned' by Capital FM
Boybands songs are still not being played by UK's biggest commercial radio group 2 months after thanking Radio 1 during BRIT Awards acceptance speech.
Any chance twitter could ban their fans as well?
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Coca-Cola habit linked to New Zealander's death
Oh sugar!
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Cameron fortune made in tax havens
Prime minister's father built network of legal offshore funds in Panama City and Geneva.
I wonder if he bumped into John Darwin the canoe man while in Panama?
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Dog bites dog
Dear Leader: It has now been confirmed - it's a dog eat dog world out there. You clearly bark up the wrong tree. Time to stop humpin O'Care 'cause that dog just won't hunt !
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Chinese Man Fails In World Record Attempt
She Ping, a 32 year old beekeeper, attempted to beat the world record for covering his body in bees but has failed.
Perhaps, given his name, he'd be better off trying his hand as a shepherd.
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Bad Headline: Number 104
NEIGHBOURS FIGHT ISLAMIC TOMB
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 27
"Punk Rock Rulls!"
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Lotta Noyze
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UK: Street crime figures shock!
Muggings and robberies rise 10% as police cuts bite!
"Cameron, Osborne, and Kenneth Clarke should be ashamed! But they wont be!"
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Tevez to fire Manchester City to the Premier League title.
Well that's what Manchester City keeper Joe Hart says in the Star!
"What tablets is he on?"
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Female motorist crashes into pole in spacious desert!
She inexplicably managed to plough into a 20ft telegraph pole, despite being surrounded by acres of brown and green desert for as far as the eye can see.
Metro Must see picture
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Newcastle Utd footballer Papiss Cissé goes for a £6 haircut
Cissé who is paid £2million a year, he was recognised when he went for a cheapo trim, and 200 fans gathered outside.
"Good job he didn't go to the public loo innit?"
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