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Crazed JetBlue pilot's wife says family focusing on his recovery

"Just chillin', listening to Paul Simon -- 'Still Crazy after all these Years'."

written by JAB, 01 April 2012
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This will be a one term government says Ed Miliband.

As compared to his own 'zero term government' while leader...

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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300 jobs saved as Game sold to Comet for £1.

Are they planning on renaming it the Pound Shop?

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Coalition government want to monitor peoples emails...

Well Cameron had to give the Lib Dems something useful to do...

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Spoof editor decides to do away with tags on stories.

ha! Gotcha! April Fool. As you were.

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Government to monitor everybodys emails...

Ha! Good April Fool. Had me laughing.
This is an April Fool right?
Right?

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Holly Willoughby tops poll for National Cleavage Day

The Best in Breasts!

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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David Beckham takes son Romeo on boys night out

They started in the Dog and Duck Peckham before moving onto the Camdens Head in Dulwich, finishing in the Old Tavern New Cross. More as we get it.

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Dermot O Leary: I wont watch Tulisa sex tape

He declined to comment on speculation he was waiting for the Louis Walsh & Simon Cowell sex tape...

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Children Worldwide Are Disappointed

Disney Studios has now confirmed it to be true: Peter Pan was a cross-dresser.

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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Out With The Old

The oldest new dad in the UK (74) has died before his daughter turned 1. It's for the best really the last thing the mother wanted to be doing is toilet training two people at the same time.

written by Backandtotheleft, 01 April 2012
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Price of first class stamp increases from 50p to 60p.

Thank god for carrier pigeons. (and the internet)

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Royal Mail increase price of stamps next week

Government ministers have advised members of the public not to panic, and to take a jerry can down the nearest post office and stock pile it with stamps in time for crimbo...

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Tottenham player releases DVD of best goals

Rafeal Van Der Vart announced on April the 1st he is releasing his first greatest hits album, woops, I mean a DVD of his greatest goals.
For convenient online ordering, go to VDV-DVD.com

written by radiogagger, 01 April 2012
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Students Suspended for Demanding Education

"About 50 students were suspended Thursday from the all-boys Frederick Douglass Academy in Detroit, Mich. for walking out of classes in protest, demanding "an education."

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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A Menu Of The Last Meal Served To Passengers On Board The Titanic Has Sold For £76,000

The memoirs of a survivor note that when he had ordered fresh fish served in brine, he had not anticipated the result.

written by Swan Morrison, 01 April 2012
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Bombastic London 2012 breaks all records!

The show to end all shows is about to begin; London 2012. The biggest, the best, most expensive, etc and sure to mesmerise the whole world (except me) WHY? Of course it is in England, where else!

written by Jaggedone, 01 April 2012
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Sharpton Rebuked

The most Rev Al Sharpton has been rebuked for his race-baiting tactics in the Trayvon Martin affair by Anton LaVey, leader of Sharpton's religion, The Church of Satan

written by waterman, 01 April 2012
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Elephant flees bath in Irish circus!

Instead, the 40-year-old 'Baby' bolted from a circus in southern Ireland, causing some alarm to customers in a coffee shop where keepers caught up with the runaway!

"That's nothing, have you ever tried to bath a cat!"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Italian pharmacists threaten to halt Viagra sales

Union official L Vasselli said pharmacists decided to focus the protest on Viagra because it is a sought-after drug whose absence "does not put patients' health at risk."

"So she tell s us?"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Sex attack inquiry at army helicopter base in Suffolk!

Military police are investigating an alleged sex attack on a soldier at an army helicopter base in Suffolk.

"Probably starter with the chopper!"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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It's Official: Chocolate Helps You Lose Weight!

The effect is modest but greater than can be explained by chance, say the researchers who took account of influencing factors such as overall fat consumption and exercise!

"Chocaholic's celebrate!"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Man Saws Off His Own Foot To Avoid Work!

He sliced his foot off just above his ankle, a few hours before he was due to have a health check with the labour department on whether he was fit to work!

"I think I might know him?"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Syria crisis debated at Istanbul talks!

"An opportunity for them to talk Turkey then?"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Police free sex shop customer from handcuffs

Police were called to an adult entertainment store. The man had been trying on the cuffs and locked himself in a pair.

Shop employees couldn't get the man free and called 911.

"Oh dear!"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Five-Century-old light bulb from Ohio site still works

At least one of 5 century-old light bulbs still works after being pulled from a Cleveland building along with a time capsule.
A special socket was used to show off one bulb's longevity.

"Brilliant!"

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Mancini says Manchester United will slip up in title race!

1 April 2012: Would that be slip-up in the title race the same as Fergie said Man City would when they were at the top?

written by Inchcock, 01 April 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 7

"The New Year"

by

Jan Yuary

written by IN SEINE, 01 April 2012
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Cats go on the computer when humans are not home

If you ever see your cat sit in a computer chair, the reason is because your cat talks to other cats on the computer, cats are scheming to rule the world as of this writing.

written by rpm1978, 01 April 2012
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