Racehorse wins Grand National
Bookies favourite Racehorse has won this year's Grand National. The one-legged filly managed to hop around the entire course while blindfolded in a record time of seven minutes thirty one seconds.
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Big Stu, 25 September 2011
Body found in cemetary
A ten thousand year old body believed to date the from the Late Stone Age has been discovered in a West London cemetary. Police are appealing for witnesses and counselling has been offered.
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Poll Shows That The English Greatly Value Scotland
'If it were not for Scotland,' said a typical respondent, 'we would have significant coastal erosion on England's northern border.'
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Mitt Romney Talks About The Missus
Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour stopped in Topeka, Kansas, and a little old blue-haired lady asked how many wives he has. He smiled and replied he has one and at times that's one too many.
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The Union Just Got Tired of Hearing Its Members Complain
The Tuna Fish Fishermen's Union of Massachusetts has just passed a law prohibiting fishermen on tuna boats from using the term "I smell something fishy."
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Iowa Says They Will Not Put Up With Any Form of Vulgarity
The conservative state of Iowa is the first state in the nation to outlaw the limerick poem rhyme scheme of (A A B B A) better known as The Nantucket Limerick Scheme.
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Rick Santorum Admits That Things Can Start Off So Innocent Enough
Rick Santorum says that he wants to do away with Fantasy Football saying that it could lead to other types of fantasies such as Fantasy Belly Bumping.
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Wine and Dine at the Y ?
Well after closing Hemet's Simpson Center for Seniors Lunch everyone can now dine at the new YMCA with the Village People instead ? Horse Manure !
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She Wore A Golden Halo ?
Around her head she wore a golden halo for her true love in the US Calvary an udated version of the US Cavalry song ? Only to go where no man has gone before is now out of the question ?
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Stop Obama's Assualt on Veterans ?
I should be so lucky?Is that anything like Gay Bashing, "Dont ask Dont tell ? Sonds like Buggery on the high sea's to me straight from the plank with a little spanking and humiliation to go with it ?
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Ruby Dont take your love to town ?
It wasnt me who started this old crazy Arab war but I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore I know its hard to love a man whos legs are bent and paralysed, but Ruby baby cant I just stay in bed ?
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Hold the Presses !
Breaking news : I just farted, and it smelled like Horse Manure !" Don't anyone light a cigarette untill I'm done. As my old lady does as she say's I'm the greatest but move over I cant see the TV ?
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azzing Saddles II the sequel ?
He rode a blazzing saddle and wore a shinning star ? There's a new Sheriff in town they call " Horse Manure," and that's me ? Your mildley mannered reporter working for the daily SPOOF, doodah ?
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Obamanation ?
I'm trying real hard not to smell like BO, even though I do have to fart sometime ?
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Demolition Man II
I here Sandra Bullock won't be hearing any bells real soon if at all. She should of stuck with Sylvester Stalones in San Angeles mind screwing each other instead ?
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Oprah verses Kirstie in the Battle of the Bulge ?
Well at least those two girls do have one thing in common besides McDonalds which is neither of them will ever hold a candle to Tommy Lasorda farting in the Dugout with Slim Fast ?
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John Paul Jones the Fighting Sailor ?
Advocate for veterans I nicked named Mr. John Paul after a famous veterans affairs a sailor named John Paul Jones, who's famous words were " Strike My Colors ? I hane not yet begun to fight ! "
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