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Calendars To Be Printed On UK Food Packaging To Address National Obesity Epidemic

'If one date on food packaging confuses people into not eating £12bn of food, annually,' reasoned UK Environment Secretary, Caroline Spelman, 'calendars on packaging will solve the obesity epidemic.'

written by Swan Morrison, 15 September 2011
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Spend, spend, spend; what recession!

The world's economy is just about to BOOM as politicians & bankers tell the punters to shop till they drop. You heard it first on The Spoof and we never lie here!!!

written by Jaggedone, 15 September 2011
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United To Go Out With A Bang

Manchester United will aim to go out with a bang in their final home game of the season at Old Trafford - the half-time entertainment will include the detonation of an atomic bomb.

written by Darwin, 15 September 2011
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Sell by dates sold off

The arrangement whereby supermarkets label goods with a sell-by date is to end. George Osborne is determined to cut back on the waste of paper involved in labelling goods.

written by j.w., 15 September 2011
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Cameron in urgent talks in Libya

Following his rave reception in Tripoli David Cameron is to propose legislation that will enable all citizens of the new Libya to vote in British elections.

written by j.w., 15 September 2011
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Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul Is Not Fooling Anyone

President Obama has finally been allowed to see Ron Paul's birth certificate and just as he suspected, Paul is ineligible to run for president due to the age limit. Ron Paul is 98-years-old!

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 September 2011
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Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann Certainly Knows Her Hair Products

Michele Bachmann was asked why in the world she uses so much hair spray. She giggled and replied that it's just a girl thing and that it really does not hinder her ability to add 1 and 1 and get 3.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 September 2011
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Herman Cain Has Told Us 700 Times That He Is The CEO of Godfather's Pizza

Herman Cain, says he's the only GOP presidential candidate who is not a politician. Because nothing will restore the confidence in the American people like a pizza man who can dribble.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 September 2011
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Newt Gingrich Is So Upset He Is Fit To Be Tied

Newt Gingrich said that he is tired of the news media referring to him as the big old Cabbage Patch Doll. He said that if they don't stop he'll make a written complaint to the Hasbro Toy Company.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 September 2011
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If Mitt Romney Praises Donald Rumsfeld, It May Be Over For The Old Mormon

Mitt Romney campaigning in Arizona suddenly heaped some praise on Dick "WMD" Cheney. What in the world was "Old Mittens" thinking? Romney's popularity immediately dropped by 14 points.

written by Abel Rodriguez, 15 September 2011
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